So, you need a MURSE, do you?

I’d prefer his hoodie of invisibility that protects against nervve gas as well

Or the Kevlar Groin Protectors.

Aaaaargh! The mere mention of Jack Bauer brings pain! I listened to all of the hype and finally broke down and bought season one. It’s one of the most stupid, contrived, poorly-acted, and overall unwatchable piles of shit I’ve ever seen in my life. I was actively rooting for all of the characters to die - especially his wife and daughter. I don’t care what they have to do - nuke LA, whatever - as long as they kill Jack Bauer and his retarded family.

I’ve seen people survive insulting America, insulting JimK, and in general being huge dicks…

... I wouldn’t be surprised if ErikTheRed got banned, though. <.<

Oh my GOD.  Did he just insult Jack Bauer?  On MY bandwidth?

Oh it’s ON motherfucker.  It’s SO on.  ;)

OK Erik, I will grant you that 24 is...umm...how you say?  Fantastical.  Far-fetched.  Perhaps a bit...hyperbolic.  Sure.  But dude, we needed a new James Bond after they ruined that franchise - Daniel Craig notwithstanding.  That man is Bauer.  Jack Bauer.

I thought for awhile that the Bond superagent fantastical ridiculousness was to be filled by Alias, but that really went downhill fast, especially when Lost took off and J.J. Abrams was completely distracted by the shiny.

Now we have Jack Bauer.  The man who never has to pee.  The man who can always find the shot.  The man who can cheat death and the need for food or water.  The man who apparently has never met an actual Muslim terrorist...*cough*

So, you need a MURSE, do you?

Yes.  Yes I do, Mr. LooksDownHisNose. :)

Seriously though - cell phone - iPod - headphones - wallet - big-assed key conglomeration - breath mints - in winter, Vaseline Lip Therapy - change - maybe the digital camera - pocket pc - multitool...who has enough pockets?

I really think all men should be allowed to carry a murse.  :)

Now we have Jack Bauer.  The man who never has to pee.  The man who can always find the shot.  The man who can cheat death and the need for food or water.  The man who apparently has never met an actual Muslim terrorist...*cough*

Don’t forget the man who never has to recharge his cell phone.

Well, Jim, we could have a Bat Utility belt.  With one of those rope guns he uses to climb buildings…

Yea, I have something of a Murse.

(Flashback to Cramer, carrying a briefcase… Jerry:  What’s in there?  Cramer: Crackers.)

It would be a commie talking bad about Jack.

Eric, you need to watch ALL seasons of 24, especially #5. I’m sorry, you want Jack Bauer to die? Next you’re going to be telling me that Kevin Federline has more than a fraction of talent

@Boxing Canadian - Dude, I tried. I heard the hype. I like Keifer Sutherland’s creepy acting. I gave it the best shot I could. I didn’t even Netflix it - I shelled out the $jack for Season 1 and only made it halfway through before I was far too annoyed by the general fucktardedness to continue. My wife, a far better and more patient person than I, actually finished watching it just to see how it would end, but even she thinks it just plain sucked.

The only way that show will ever get more time or money out of me if it graphically depicts Jack Bauer and his retarded family being fed through a wood chipper. Bonus points if Kevin Federline gets shoved through after them.

@witchndigger - The red is the hair, not the politics :-) ...

Jim: Best messenger style back I’ve seen (and own) is the Lowepro LX160. Hard to find, but I love it.

Erik: Bauer has already killed you. He’s just waiting for you to die of natural causes because he’s merciful in his vengence.

Sounds to ME like ol’ Erik there is rooting for the terrorists!

@Rann -> Well, they’re not Muslims so they’re not real terrorists. And if we have to trade a city to get rid of Jack Bauer… well… better make sure I’m not making that decision… or good bye Chicago (or whatever).

Ok, fine, I’m bringing it. Seriously, I don’t get the enthusiasm about that show. In the “stupid and contrived” department, it’s worse than a Michael Moore flick. Keifer Sutherland aside, the acting is wooden enough to make Al Gore look like Robin Williams. It’s politically correct enough to make Nancy Pelosi orgasm. And as far as babe-factor goes… they’re skanky enough to where I bet Clinton would like it (Bill or Hillary - they both chase it).

well your complaint about his wife and daughter was fixed in the past couple of seasons.  Kim has had very minimal roles.  And you should start watching it for the points of absurdity.  Like how Bauer only has two modes of speech.  He’s either whispering or yelling.

EVERYBODY DOWN!!