Monday, December 08, 2008
The pussification of the UK continues unabated
I don’t even have to comment here (although I will). Just read these two lists. The first list are words REMOVED from the Oxford University Press’ children’s dictionary.
Carol, cracker, holly, ivy, mistletoe
Dwarf, elf, goblin
Abbey, aisle, altar, bishop, chapel, christen, disciple, minister, monastery, monk, nun, nunnery, parish, pew, psalm, pulpit, saint, sin, devil, vicar
Coronation, duchess, duke, emperor, empire, monarch, decade
adder, ass, beaver, boar, budgerigar, bullock, cheetah, colt, corgi, cygnet, doe, drake, ferret, gerbil, goldfish, guinea pig, hamster, heron, herring, kingfisher, lark, leopard, lobster, magpie, minnow, mussel, newt, otter, ox, oyster, panther, pelican, piglet, plaice, poodle, porcupine, porpoise, raven, spaniel, starling, stoat, stork, terrapin, thrush, weasel, wren.
Acorn, allotment, almond, apricot, ash, bacon, beech, beetroot, blackberry, blacksmith, bloom, bluebell, bramble, bran, bray, bridle, brook, buttercup, canary, canter, carnation, catkin, cauliflower, chestnut, clover, conker, county, cowslip, crocus, dandelion, diesel, fern, fungus, gooseberry, gorse, hazel, hazelnut, heather, holly, horse chestnut, ivy, lavender, leek, liquorice, manger, marzipan, melon, minnow, mint, nectar, nectarine, oats, pansy, parsnip, pasture, poppy, porridge, poultry, primrose, prune, radish, rhubarb, sheaf, spinach, sycamore, tulip, turnip, vine, violet, walnut, willow
Can you imagine a dictionary, even a child’s dictionary, that did not define words like cracker or bloom? What, kids don’t see crackers on tables or flowers in a box or pot? The urbanization of the UK is not a valid excuse for this. And bacon? They removed bacon so as to promote multiculturalism? No. They removed bacon because the very word in a god-damned dictionary offends Muslims. Or the simpering foppy Brits think it will, anyway. Truth is, it probably doesn’t offend anyone. Brits have white guilt too, and they have turned their country inside-out in pursuit of absolution.
And speaking of simpering fops, here’s the list of words added:
Blog, broadband, MP3 player, voicemail, attachment, database, export, chatroom, bullet point, cut and paste, analogue
Celebrity, tolerant, vandalism, negotiate, interdependent, creep, citizenship, childhood, conflict, common sense, debate, EU, drought, brainy, boisterous, cautionary tale, bilingual, bungee jumping, committee, compulsory, cope, democratic, allergic, biodegradable, emotion, dyslexic, donate, endangered, Euro
Apparatus, food chain, incisor, square number, trapezium, alliteration, colloquial, idiom, curriculum, classify, chronological, block graph
Yeah. The excuse that the dictionary can only be so big is also nonsense. These choices were made with a purpose. They removed particular things and included others. Include “tolerant” but remove “corgi?” Why? Because the Queen has corgis and the kids might take an interest in the monarchy and learn British history or something horrible like that?
It’s a seemingly silly thing about which to get mad - and I’m not really mad so much as bemused at the further decline of a once-great civilization - but it’s a million little cuts like this that will bleed identity and pride out of a nation until no one gives a crap about it anymore. And that, to me, is a shame.
Hat tip: Breda
Posted by JimK at 03:56 PM on December 08, 2008
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Friday, December 05, 2008
Obsession
I cannot believe Andrew Sullivan is still obsessing over Sarah Palin’s pregnancy.
What’s worse is his sycophantic followers refuse to call him out on his lunacy. Worse than that is the fact that he has any fans who still take him seriously. It says a lot about the idiocy of a person when they still read Sullivan as though he makes any god-damned sense at all. The man is mentally ill. Actually mentally ill, not just someone who says things I disagree with. If he’s not mentally ill? He’s an outright horrible human being and should be shunned by anyone claiming to have a shred of decency in their body.
St. Andrew of the Bleeding Heartache has gone around the bend, and it is high time his little band of sycophants admitted it.
Posted by JimK at 03:39 PM on December 05, 2008
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Friday, March 21, 2008
Typical white people
Rachel Lucas, supergenius:
You want equality, then take it, on all levels.
That means when Obama uses the phrase “typical white person”, he deserves to have his figurative ass kicked just like Whitey’s figurative ass would be kicked for saying “typical black person”. It means Reverend Wright is an asshole of a racist just like David Duke. Play fair or don’t play at all.
Blogging was a lesser phenomenon when she quit, and it is better for her return. Read the whole thing.
Bottom line: Obama intentionally used the phrase, and it is racist...or racially charged, at the very least. It would never be acceptable for me to use in in reference to him, therefore it should never be acceptable for him to use it in reference to me. Or anyone else.
Obama will not heal us or unite us or make us better people. He’s just another kind of “shut up and get in line” politician looking to shame people into letting him have power for a little while.
Posted by JimK at 02:28 PM on March 21, 2008
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Global Warming strikes again!
Remember all that noise about how the polar ice cap is melting, and how we were all gonna die? The ice is back.
NEW evidence has cast doubt on claims that the world’s ice-caps are melting, it emerged last night.
Satellite data shows that concerns over the levels of sea ice may have been premature.
It was feared that the polar caps were vanishing because of the effects of global warming.
But figures from the respected US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration show that almost all the “lost” ice has come back.
Ice levels which had shrunk from 13million sq km in January 2007 to just four million in October, are almost back to their original levels.
Figures show that there is nearly a third more ice in Antarctica than is usual for the time of year.
Oops.
Posted by JimK at 04:04 PM on February 20, 2008
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
A cat and a prat
First, a cat. This cat is simply awesome. It looks just like Jamie Hyneman.

And now, a prat. Tom Cruise in a Scientology recruitment video. This video was on Youtube until they got it shut down, but someone rescued it from their cache, and now it is being mirrored all over. I’ll do my bit to help by hosting a copy. Screw you, LRH. (Warning; the video goes blank for a few seconds once or twice. That’s how it was originally on Youtube. Dunno why)
It’s pretty easy to see why Scientology appeals to stars and junkies. It’s a “religion” that is 100% about the individual’s ego. It;s about how great you are, how you can be the only person capable of solving a given crisis...the very nature of the “help” they want to give is solely and completely wrapped up in how it makes them better than the rest of us. I’m sure they lure people in with talk of how strong, competent individuals make for a stronger group, etc. That kind of logic appeals to me, and if I was a wreck, I can see how they could get me on that road to Thetanville. By the time I realized what was really going on, I’d probably already have done my big confessional audit, which of course is prime blackmail material. But I digress.
While most of the world’s religions at least pay lip service to the notion of sacrifice, Scientology seems to be about nothing more than propping up one’s ego. Not a surprise that it’s so popular in an industry that feeds ego like Cracker Barrel feeds fat people.
By the way, if you don’t know, “KSW” means “Keep Scientology Working,” which is both a motivational catchphrase and a ten-point “policy letter” written by LRH (L. Ron Hubbard) in 1965. I will include the text of that after the jump, just in case you’re curious. Also, most people have heard this one, but when he references “SPs” he means Suppressive Persons. That’s anyone who doesn’t believe in this jumped-up claptrap cult nonsense.
The sad - and in some ways brilliant - part of this can be found in both the Cruise video and the KSW document; Cruise and/or LRH never actually say anything. There’s a lot of invented language, a lot of misuse of words, re-purposing of other words...essentially LRH was creating what Star Trek fans know as ”Treknobabble." It;s high-sounding nonsense with no real meaning, and it’s one of the ways in which you con people. You throw a lot of flash at them, and when they don’t understand it, you offer to “teach” them. This allows you to take the role of both “mentor” and filter; they no longer use their own minds to discover and to question, they simply trust you to explain it to them. And then you can get them to do just about anything as long as you dangle the carrot of more knowledge and a higher status in front of them. It works for cults, sci-fi worlds and MMOs. It’s all the same psychological trickery, and it all falls apart the minute you stop suspending disbelief. Read the KSW document and you’ll see what I mean. The only real information contained in all those words is that you should always promote Scientology, and anyone who tries to talk you out of it needs to be cut out of your life. The rest of it is a lesson in how to brainwash people into not thinking about what you are saying, but rather overwhelm them with treknobabble until they stop thinking and just trust you.
There. I just re-wrote KSW in two sentences. WORSHIP ME AS YOUR LEADER.
Anyway, Tom Cruise is a crazy person. I mean a bona fide, actually mentally ill, delusional person who is not in possession of all his mental faculties.
Posted by JimK at 02:05 PM on January 16, 2008
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Monday, January 14, 2008
10 reasons why Kevin McCullough is a liar *UPDATED* (with a correction)
I don't know why Kevin McCullough felt the need to lie so much in this "article" about Mass Effect, but lie he did. Michael Moore would be ashamed of being this much of a liar. For the record, I played Mass Effect through twice and did every mission and talked to every character. I covered every square inch of that game and I played once as a male and once as a female. I know of what I speak, unlike Kevin McCullough, who clearly never played the game, and is a liar.
the new video game that one company is marketing to fifteen year old boys.
LIE NUMBER ONE. This game is rated M, 17 and older. Kevin McCullough is a liar.
It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its players - universally male no doubt - to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived.
LIES 2 AND 3. XBox 360 players are not universally male, and there is no realistic sex whatsoever. Kevin McCullough is a liar.
One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to "engage"
LIE NUMBER 4. You can ONLY manipulate the face, hair and sex. There is NO mechanism in the game to allow for form, bodies or breast size adjustment. Your character is male or female, with skin, eyes, nose, mouth, cheek, hair and skull adjustments ONLY. Your character is also wearing either grey fatigues or a full suit of armor for almost every single moment of the game save for a two-minute barely-suggestive "sex" scene, which you can see here (requires Flash).
and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of.
LIE NUMBER 5, and maybe the biggest one yet. This is a scene barely more suggestive that what is on daytime TV. The ONLY possible combinations are between a male character and a blue alien girl, or a female character and a blue alien girl. That's it. The rest of this crap was made up in Kevin's fertile (and apparently deviant) imagination. Oh what the hell...LIE NUMBER 6: My monitor is only 19 inches. Kevin McCullough is a liar.
Then there's the dishonesty behind the game' title. "Mass Effect" sounds like a war game with a deadly virus that is spreading unless the GI-Joes are able to defeat the evil and deadly substance and it's covert war plan.
LIE NUMBER 7: It's named for the physics, dumbass.
If a pre-teen, teen, young adult, or adult male plays such a game in which the women DO submit without choice, are made to appear as Barbie streetwalkers, and perform whatever act can be imagined,
LIE NUMBER 8. It's not a bold-faced lie, but the implication is that Mass Effect is such a game. It is not. The female characters in the game run the gamut from "companion" to ass-kicking soldier who can arm nukes to "biotic" expert who move things with thier minds to hackers. Just like the male characters. Not once does any female submit without choice, nor are any of them made to appear as "Barbie streetwalkers."
Kevin McCullough is a liar.
And because of the digital chip age in which we live - "Mass Effect" can be customized to sodomize whatever, whoever, however, the game player wishes.
LIE NUMBER 9. There is only ONE possible sex scene*. The character you can have sex with is named Liara, and she's the ONLY ONE. There is no sodomy (apparently that word in it's many forms, is weighing heavily on Kevin McCullough's lying little mind, the big perv) in any form, and you cannot be sexual with any other character in the game at any time, ever. It happens once, for about two minutes, right before you go into the segment where you battle the big bad guy at the end.
Again, Kevin McCullough is a liar.
With it's "over the net" capabilities virtual orgasmic rape is just the push of a button away.
LIE NUMBER 10. It's not even a multiplayer game. There is no online connection to other players. Kevin McCullough is a liar. Kevin McCullough also harbors rape fantasies and thinks way too much about sodomy and young children. It appears, and I'm not making any claims, just observations from his article, but it appears that Kevin McCullough is obsessed with raping and sodomizing children online.
I'm not saying Kevin McCullough actually rapes and sodomizes children online, I'm saying that his fevered descriptions (of this game that doesn't exist) demonstrate that Kevin McCullough is obsessed with raping and sodomizing children online.
Kevin McCullough is a liar. Did I mention that?
*UPDATE* - Via Rann's comments, here's Kevin McCullough's "rebuttal" diatribe. he's proud of having lied and refuses "to move." So he's arrogant, intractable and a liar.
* Also, I need to make a correction; It turns out you can sleep with Ashley (or Kaidan if you are a woman) if you play your cards right. Both times I played I didn't get anywhere with Ash and I sacrificed Kaidan, so I assumed that the whole "flirty Ashley" thing was a red herring and you could only sleep with Liara. Turns out I'm just not smooth with the human ladies (or guys for that matter), I am more of the James T. Kirk type. I must be one of those "gamer nerds" who obsesses over alien sex so much that I subconsciously sabotaged any change of normal, hetero, human-to-human sex, which I assume Kevin McCullough would have tolerated a little more than the depraved, alien-on-woman sex he
By the way, don't you love how the sum total of his research into this game was one or two Youtube clips? Makes you really want to trust him on the matters of the world, doesn't it? Kevin McCullough is a liar. Did I mention that? I think I might have.
Posted by JimK at 02:41 PM on January 14, 2008
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Escape from Union County, Shawshank style
It seems too ridiculous to be real.
Two jail inmates used photos of bikini-clad women to hide holes they used to escape and left behind a thank-you note, signed with a smiley face, for a guard they claimed helped them, officials said Monday.
Jose Espinosa, 20, and Otis Blunt, 32, squeezed through the openings sometime before dawn Saturday in a high-security unit of the Union County jail, jumped onto a rooftop below, and made it over a 25-foot-high fence topped with razor wire, authorities said.
Authorities withheld the name of the officer the inmates said was involved. The note, found in Espinosa’s cell, read, “Thank you Officer ... for the tools needed. You’re a real pal. Happy holidays.”
Authorities are investigating the claims. The guard named in the note has not yet turned in a report, and disciplinary action has not been taken against any guard, said county prosecutor Theodore J. Romankow said, whose office is overseeing the escape investigation.
How bad must your security be for two dumbasses to pull a Shawshank on your prison? I swear, if New Jersey didn’t exist, we’d have to make it up.
Just when you think that the details are laughable enough, that there is no way this could get any more cliched…
They also laid out pillows and sheets to make it look like men were sleeping under blankets, authorities said.
Oh Sweet Hay-zeus on a motorcar. Somebody is getting fired for Christmas.
Posted by JimK at 02:17 PM on December 19, 2007
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Friday, October 26, 2007
Gas on the fire
I’m just making it worse with this, I know, but I can’t help myself. I laughed at this and got the point...so I wanted to share.
Unattributed, passed around via email forwards, are the top ten reasons the U.S. cannot enact gay marriage:
- Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
- Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
- Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
- Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
- Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
- Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
- Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
- Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
- Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
- Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Posted by JimK at 12:59 PM on October 26, 2007
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Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Another stupid celebrity “scandal”
Someday we’ll get over this ridiculous race-baiting bullshit...So Halle Berry made a dumb joke on Leno the other night
Stopping by The Tonight Show Friday to promote Things We Lost in the Fire, Halle Berry brought with her a couple mementos she probably now wishes had also perished in the blaze: Having recently discovered the funhouse-mirror filters on Apple’s Photo Booth program--also employed to terrifying kaleidoscopic effect by Rosie O’Donnell--Berry pulled out several printouts of her morphing handiwork, including a big-nosed alter ego she described as “my Jewish cousin.”.
There’s a video at the link. I guess we’re supposed to be horrified at her insensitive racism. Well, here’s a fucking clue; Many, many Jews have big noses. That’s right, I fucking said it. You know what else? Italians are greasy. That’s right, oily and greasy and slick like a slab of bacon. Hairy fuckers, too. Asians are better at math. Germans hate everyone. Brits have fucked up teeth. Canadians are clean and polite. Black guys have big dicks. Irish are drunks. Then again, so are the Germans, Italians, Brits, Poles, Greeks, anyone from a country that is now or was ever part of a Russian empire...come to think of it, everyone’s a frigging drunk. Scratch that one.
I’m sure there are like seven hundred more ethnic, social and racial stereotypes that can be proved true a million times over. But it doesn’t matter. We all have to hate Halle Berry now for one stupid joke. God knows Long Island isn’t populated with tens of thousands of Jewish girls with nose jobs or anything.
Come to think of it, the other half of Long island are Italian girls with nose jobs. Lemme tell you about the Roman honker. That beast can get big. Real big. Marlon Brando big.
Christ on a cross I am so sick of this race-baiting “You better apologize or we’ll ruin your career” crap. Mel Gibson is definitely an old-school anti-Semite. Halle Berry isn’t. Can we move on now?
Wait, one more thing: Full-on Italian girls have a strong...uhh...scent. Did I mention that? You could bottle it as tear gas under the right circumstances. Now, if you don’t mind, I am quite sure I shall be forced to take a racial sensitivity class by someone, and I need to prepare. I hear the teacher is Indian. Dot, not feather. Can’t understand a word they say, I swear.
Posted by JimK at 07:46 PM on October 24, 2007
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Thursday, September 27, 2007
Dear comment spammers
Go to hell. I am fully aware of the new trick you’re using against me; you find old entries and employ a real human to leave an on-topic comment with a spam link in it. I will delete every link you leave and ban every account you use to leave them, including IPs. You will not be successful in using my site to generate Googlejuice.
Go. Away. Die. In. A. Fire.
Posted by JimK at 05:42 PM on September 27, 2007
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