Mon, 04 Sep 2006 21:36:00
Rock Star Supernova - Gilby Clarke needs a songwriting clinic
Hell, he needs to be admitted to songwriting hospital. In this thread on Livejournal, someone posted a link to some of Gilby’s lyrics. After reading them, I hate myself and want to die. Sweet Jumped Up Jesus in a sidecar, what the hell? Gilby wrote the absolute worst song ever written. I’d rather listen to Dilana prattle on about butts and lotion than this:
You can’t save yourself, it’s a pleasure cruise
You’re damned for a million years
There’s a viper in your bedroom
Under the sheets is tarantula fuzz
When she bites, she bites for murder
I bleed the Addams Family blood
He had the balls to criticize Magni for being cliche’? And he’s lecturing Dilana on not being literal? hel Gilbs, try a few MORE literal references, because the esoteric tarantula fuzz bullshit ain’t workin’ babe.
Holy Christ between him and Tommy Lee’s awful lyrics - has anyone ever read the lyrics to that Methods of Mayhem CD? Please, allow me to remind you what a shitty poet Mr. Lee is:
Its a mother fucking method..
Are you ready for the tweekend?
Come on baby..
It dont stop..
Come on baby..
FORGET ABOUT REHAB!
Gimme More
No wonder he likes Dilana. They write alike. Anyway, with the two of them, Supernova has zero chance of being anything other than a never-was. Poor Jason Newsted. How the hell did Newkid get roped into this?
Posted by JimK at 09:36 PM on September 04, 2006
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#2 Posted by njgambit 
on 09/06 at 12:22 AM -
You have convinced me of Storm at this point. I was a huge fan of Dilana up until three weeks ago and wouldn’t want her fronting my band if I had one and wouldn’t inflict her on someone else. Storm and Toby stole the show tonight so will be interesting to see who is in the bottom three tomorrow night.
I agree that Gilby can’t write his way out of a paper bag.
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what are you talking about? that’s brilliant!
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