Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:03:01
Punk
OK. So get this. I’m assembling this from about 15 different stories: At the VMAs last night, Kid Rock is sitting at a table with someone...I can’t find a damn story that says for sure who it was, but some say Diddy. Tommy Lee walks up to talk to that someone, and Kid Rock does his best to pretend Tommy isn’t there. Tommy gets pissed and starts antagonizing Kid Rock, who eventually gets pissed. Tommy stands up agressively, so Kid Rock up and backhands Tommy Lee in the face.
Let that sink in. Tommy Lee got bitch-slapped by Kid Rock. A backhand, no less. I’m sorry, bitch-slapped is the wrong term. Kid Rock pimp-slapped Tommy Lee.
Tommy gets all puffed up and thwap; Kid hits Tommy in the face again. Oh my God in heaven, Tommy Lee got pimp-slapped twice in the face.
Rap producer Rich Nice, who had a front-row seat to the melee, told the Associated Press that the Mötley Crüe drummer was the instigator of the fight, though it was the “Bawitdaba” singer who landed the only connecting punch.
“It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him,” he said. “And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like, ‘Yo, what?’
“When Tommy stands up is when Kid hit him the first time with a backhand,” Nice told the wire service. “And then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again—bong. And then security grabs Tommy Lee in a headlock and pulls him off.”
After the fight, security allowed Kid Rock to remain in his seat for the remainder of the show, though Lee was thrown out of the ceremony and deposited in the hotel’s main casino amid a throng of fans.
Oh that’s rich. Now, if you can believe this, bad-boy Tommy Lee, of Motley fucking Crue, went crying to the police and pressed charges against Kid Rock. Wow. Bad enough that he got pimp-slapped over some imagined beef due to them both banging the dried out mess that is Pamela Anderson. But to cry to the police to press misdemeanor assault charges? It’s just a punk bitch move. If Tommy Lee had any cool left...he just spent it. Oh, and he tells a different story, of course:
“I was minding myself and then he goes and punches me on the cheek,” claims Tommy. “I was trying to be the bigger man, but he was acting childish.”
He added that after Kid came up and punched him, he “was ready to go in the alley and kick his ass. “I was about to put Kid in the emergency room when security grabbed me,” says Tommy. “They said, ‘If you move, we will break your arms.’”
Tommy went on to express why Kid probably acted the way he did, saying, “This is what people do when they have shitty albums and their careers are going down the drain.”
Punk. Bitch.
Posted by JimK at 10:03 PM on September 10, 2007
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on 09/11 at 12:44 AM - 
#4 Posted by JimK 
on 09/11 at 12:51 AM -
Back alley fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. Who would win?
You know what? I’m gonna put my money on Kid Rock. He really was a scrappy young criminal type, and I doubt Tommy Lee has ever thrown hands - for real - since the day he was born. He’s all show and no go.
I got fitty on Kid that says he fights dirty and wins fast. :)
#5 Posted by Drumwaster on 09/11 at 12:57 AM -
Who would win?
The PPV producers.
#6 Posted by Buzzion on 09/11 at 01:39 AM -
I was thinking Rock too. He’s younger, and while growing up as upper middle class, he was upper middle class in Detroit and spent all his time hanging out with the black kids, and partying with them
And what’s your next P one word thread going to be?
#7 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 09/11 at 03:47 PM -
Kid Rock goes on motorcycle trips with Jesse James and fires automatic weapons in the Mexican desert.
Tommy Lee probably goes to vegan sushi parties in LA with the chicks from The View.
Gee… who would win a fistfight...?
#8 Posted by working_man on 09/11 at 07:21 PM -
this why I love reading this blog. Given the topic, everyone else in the’sphere is talking about Britney...ugh. Here? no effing way!
I pick Rock to win. Clearly, Tommy Lee is a pussy. Anyone that let’s someone bitch slap them in a room full of people without immediate and total throwdown...also sits down to piss…
#9 Posted by Toastrider on 09/11 at 09:25 PM -
And exactly what kind of career has Lee had recently?
Sheesh. Hit him again, Kid. I’ll just be over here with a temporary case of blindness when you do.
--TR
#10 Posted by artmonkey on 09/12 at 11:10 PM -
You know, I was listening to a story about this on the radio while I was driving home today, and it didn’t match this story much, at all.
According to this report, Tommy was sitting when Pam came and sat on his lap and started joking around with him.
Rock then approached them, pissed off. Tommy looked up and said “Hey.”, and Rock Clocked him.
(Full punch, not pimp-slap.)
Then security rushed in as Tommy was gatting up to confront him, and separated the two.
It didn’t mention Lee getting escorted out.
So, just for the record, there are conflicting reports about the incident itself.
The assault charges pressed by Lee, however, they agreed on.
But I gotta say, if this story is correct, and not the one Jim’s heard, I’m not ready to label Tommy a bitch for pressing charges.
#11 Posted by artmonkey on 09/12 at 11:22 PM -
OK. Just read yet ANOTHER story that says there were NO punches thrown by either.
...THEN read a story that said Rock slapped Lee, then punched him.
...then ANOTHER that said it was “unclear” what happened.
...but then I came across the video.
It looks to me like Rock just slapped the hat of Tommy’s head before security rushes in and grabbed both of them, but I can’t say what happened before the cameras turned on them.
Judge for yourselves, I guess.
#12 Posted by Christian on 09/13 at 01:06 AM -
I got fitty on Rock. He’s scrappy and Tommy is, well, a scrawny white boy known for banging a woman who now looks like a catchers mitt.
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#1 Posted by Buzzion
on 09/10 at 11:55 PM -
Throw a tantrum and go crying to the cops?
Back alley fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. Who would win?