Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:48:00
How many five year olds can you fight?
Via Rachel Lucas:
29
Ha! She thinks she fights dirty? Apparently I am more ruthless when it comes to curb-stomping little five year old skulls into jelly. I will brutally destroy me a horde of five year olds. I will treat the entire matter as if they were zombies. Because you have to train. Because the zombies are coming, and when they do, I’m not gonna hide in the cellar and let them find me. I’m not going out like that. If there is a hell and those sons of bitches are from it, then my ass will be in gear sending them right back down.
Zombies, five year olds, whatever. I will be a mean motherfucking servant of survival, and hordes of whatever can just fuck right off.
Posted by JimK at 01:48 PM on April 10, 2008
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#2 Posted by Astronomizer 
on 04/10 at 07:48 PM -
28!--but I’m in a bad mood because I just woke up and am on my first cup of coffee....
I wish I had an inkling of the ability to put thoughts on paper like The Rachl.
#3 Posted by Hippies_R_Us on 04/10 at 10:06 PM -
33!
#4 Posted by witchndigger on 04/10 at 11:29 PM -
Me 25, the Wife 31!
#5 Posted by Drumwaster on 04/11 at 12:24 AM -
Only 28 here, but I think I would do better IRL. I’d be re-enacting the fight scene from “Matrix: Reloaded”, only with five-year-olds instead of Agent Smiths…
#6 Posted by Christian on 04/11 at 01:39 AM -
33
33 grubben preschoolers goen down, down to china town.
Worken in Wallyworld like I do, this would be my excellent revenge on all the screaming, grubby touching lil bastards.
We all have to prepare for the coming Apocalypse in our own ways.
#7 Posted by chrisbg99 
on 04/11 at 07:28 PM -
26 apparently.
I’d be interested to know why they are attacking me though.
#8 Posted by Christian on 04/11 at 09:04 PM -
I’d be interested to know why they are attacking me though
Have you ever been around a group of preschoolers? Chimps on Ritalin are calmer. They don’t need an excuse to attack you. They are just little balls of entropy waiting to fall on something. Add some sugar and caffeine, and you have feral monsters of Doom!! Doom I tells ya!
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#1 Posted by Buzzion
on 04/10 at 06:51 PM -
22