Sun, 03 Feb 2008 15:13:01
Dumbest porn scene ever
This is totally safe for work (and your Superbowl party). I’ve been meaning to post this for ages, and I need to test a new flash video player, so...here it is. The dumbest porn scene you will ever see. Can you imagine the meeting where some guy pitched this scene? They all must have been so proud. One assumes that they believed it to be clever. I mean, why devote two minutes and ten seconds to this when that’s two minutes and ten seconds that your leads aren’t banging?
Here’s the thing: I’ve had this conversation, although it didn’t end in screwing in the middle of a “diner.” Also, I side with Tattooman. That chick in the song is totally a bitch. Ungrateful whore, is what she is. A real gold-digging slag. On the other hand, the Forest Gump line makes me want to scoop out my own brain so that, just in case I ever accidentally hear it again, I won’t have the brain power to comprehend the stupidity of it.
This, ladies & gents, is why gonzo porn took over the industry. No one wants to see this shit. Just get your dick out and put it in any one of the locations she presents to you.
This post brought to you by JimK trying to avoid the 72,918 hours of pre-game shows on every frigging channel.
Posted by JimK at 03:13 PM on February 03, 2008
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#2 Posted by dakrat 
on 02/03 at 11:24 PM -
Shit. I had to google several variations of working as a waitress and lyrics to figure out what song this was about.
So just how old is that porn?
#4 Posted by Janna on 02/04 at 01:12 AM -
The song is “don’t you want me” I belive Human League sings it..I could be wrong on both though.
#5 Posted by Drumwaster on 02/04 at 03:35 AM -
You’re not wrong, Janna.
The lyrics are:
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around
Turned you into someone newNow five years later on you’ve got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don’t forget it’s me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down tooChorus :
Don’t, don’t you want me?
You know I can’t believe it when I hear that you won’t see me
Don’t, don’t you want me?
You know I don’t believe you when you say that you don’t need meIt’s much too late to find
You think you’ve changed your mind
You’d better change it back or we will both be sorryDon’t you want me baby? Don’t you want me oh
Don’t you want me baby? Don’t you want me ohI was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
That much is true
But even then I knew I’d find a much better place
Either with or without youThe five years we have had have been such good times
I still love you
But now I think it’s time I lived my life on my own
I guess it’s just what I must do(Chorus)
Don’t you want me baby? Don’t you want me oh
Don’t you want me baby? Don’t you want me oh(Repeat four times and fade)
And if she thinks that she could have done it all on her own, she won’t mind doing it again, except without his help. Just to prove the point, y’know…
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#1 Posted by Janna
on 02/03 at 07:29 PM -
I agree, I always thought that the lady in the song was a bitch. And ungrateful.
Now I am not a big porn lover. Really don’t like it to be honest, but even I think this is dumb as a porn scene.