Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:46:00
Another stupid celebrity “scandal”
Someday we’ll get over this ridiculous race-baiting bullshit...So Halle Berry made a dumb joke on Leno the other night
Stopping by The Tonight Show Friday to promote Things We Lost in the Fire, Halle Berry brought with her a couple mementos she probably now wishes had also perished in the blaze: Having recently discovered the funhouse-mirror filters on Apple’s Photo Booth program--also employed to terrifying kaleidoscopic effect by Rosie O’Donnell--Berry pulled out several printouts of her morphing handiwork, including a big-nosed alter ego she described as “my Jewish cousin.”.
There’s a video at the link. I guess we’re supposed to be horrified at her insensitive racism. Well, here’s a fucking clue; Many, many Jews have big noses. That’s right, I fucking said it. You know what else? Italians are greasy. That’s right, oily and greasy and slick like a slab of bacon. Hairy fuckers, too. Asians are better at math. Germans hate everyone. Brits have fucked up teeth. Canadians are clean and polite. Black guys have big dicks. Irish are drunks. Then again, so are the Germans, Italians, Brits, Poles, Greeks, anyone from a country that is now or was ever part of a Russian empire...come to think of it, everyone’s a frigging drunk. Scratch that one.
I’m sure there are like seven hundred more ethnic, social and racial stereotypes that can be proved true a million times over. But it doesn’t matter. We all have to hate Halle Berry now for one stupid joke. God knows Long Island isn’t populated with tens of thousands of Jewish girls with nose jobs or anything.
Come to think of it, the other half of Long island are Italian girls with nose jobs. Lemme tell you about the Roman honker. That beast can get big. Real big. Marlon Brando big.
Christ on a cross I am so sick of this race-baiting “You better apologize or we’ll ruin your career” crap. Mel Gibson is definitely an old-school anti-Semite. Halle Berry isn’t. Can we move on now?
Wait, one more thing: Full-on Italian girls have a strong...uhh...scent. Did I mention that? You could bottle it as tear gas under the right circumstances. Now, if you don’t mind, I am quite sure I shall be forced to take a racial sensitivity class by someone, and I need to prepare. I hear the teacher is Indian. Dot, not feather. Can’t understand a word they say, I swear.
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(If you don’t get the point above and you think I’m actually a racist...fuck off. Save your typing fingers. I don’t care to hear or read what you have to say.)
Posted by JimK at 07:46 PM on October 24, 2007
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#2 Posted by Buzzion 
on 10/24 at 11:14 PM -
Dot, not feather.
I’ve become kind of partial to 7/11 not casino myself.
#5 Posted by Noblebrown on 10/25 at 11:45 AM -
I wish one of these celebs would grow a pair and just tell these whiners to fuck off if they can’t take a joke.
#6 Posted by Digger on 10/25 at 12:57 PM -
*scrapes the oil off his arms for the fifth time today*
Who you callin’ greasy?
#7 Posted by working_man on 10/25 at 08:13 PM -
okay, but its still cool to hate Mel though, right...?
#8 Posted by Buzzion on 10/25 at 08:16 PM -
okay, but its still cool to hate Mel though, right...?
Sure but the son of a bitch understands story structure.
#9 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 10/25 at 09:22 PM -
He also understands the “300 Effect” in regards to historical accuracy. That being, “This isn’t how it happened. This is much cooler.”
#10 Posted by jo-jo on 10/26 at 03:47 PM -
for the record, from a Chosen One’s POV… ;)
i have difficulty even watching Lethal Weapon nowadays. will i never pay to see anther one of his movies? well, he hasn’t put out anything i’ve given a shit about in a while, but otherwise, i’m sure i would, because gratification > principles ;)
as for Halle, whatever. i’m not fond of the joke, i think it was an inappropriate joke, and i didn’t find it amusing.
other than that, there are a lot of jokes i hear that fall into that category ;) sure, i’ll boycott Catwoman 2 (i’m pretty sure that’s a common sentiment, even from anti-semites), other than that, it was a JOKE. i was over it before i finished reading your post, you racist asshole homophobic hiv+ scumbag (omg it’s like 1996 all over again!)
#11 Posted by JimK on 10/26 at 04:52 PM -
sure, i’ll boycott Catwoman 2 (i’m pretty sure that’s a common sentiment, even from anti-semites)
Oh hells yes. Shit, I might even picket that one. :)
omg it’s like 1996 all over again!
Best Usenet memory ever. Aside from the Nothing Records flamewar what netted me a wife. And Sasha. And Nincon(s). And DHPs. And BFPTs. And… ;)
#12 Posted by JimK on 10/26 at 04:53 PM -
FUCK. I just realized, as I re-read that post, that I neglected to make any redneck/NASCAR jokes! Dammit all to hell. How did I miss that one?
#13 Posted by Buzzion on 10/26 at 05:01 PM -
FUCK. I just realized, as I re-read that post, that I neglected to make any redneck/NASCAR jokes! Dammit all to hell. How did I miss that one?
You’re a white supremecist, that’s why.
And these people who get all upset about one joke by Halle Berry really aren’t watching enough South Park and Drawn Together.
Which is where I got my mel gibson line from. It really was funny to watch them rip on M. Night and Michael Bay for their movies, and just ripping on Mel but acknowledging that at least he knows that a story isn’t plot twists and special effects.
#14 Posted by JimK on 10/26 at 06:07 PM -
You’re a white supremecist, that’s why.
OH! Of course. How silly of me. :)
South Park and Drawn Together.
Which is where I got my mel gibson line from.
Am I crazy, or is Drawn Together getting exponentially wackier? I mean like, Williams & Street-on-meth wackier?
Still awesome though. It’s just that now when I watch, I have to turn my head like a curious puppy every now and again. :)
#15 Posted by mgnmfrc1 on 10/26 at 06:20 PM -
FUCK. I just realized, as I re-read that post, that I neglected to make any redneck/NASCAR jokes! Dammit all to hell. How did I miss that one?
Hey now, ya’ll can joke at them others just fine, but you best not mess with NASCAR Not Actually a Sport Centered Around Rednecks). We are a proud white people who have been betrayed by the France’s with all this minority who haw. Like I want to hear P-Diddy Tail gatin’ before the race. Dale is turnin’ in his grave, god rest his soul.
#16 Posted by Buzzion on 10/26 at 06:25 PM -
I don’t know, I haven’t been watching drawn together this season. Other stuff going on that I just don’t want to dedicate as much time to tv.
#17 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 10/26 at 06:38 PM -
Drawn Together? You mean The Captain Hero Show?
S’why I and my friend stopped watching it. Every episode was using the same humor as the recent seasons of Simpsons. Where every Simpsons episode is “Look at Homer! Look how dumb he is! Haw haw! It’s funny that he’s dumb!”, every Drawn Together episode is “Look at Captain Hero! Look what a bad person he is! Haw haw! It’s funny that he’s a bad person!”
#18 Posted by working_man on 10/26 at 09:57 PM -
He also understands the “300 Effect” in regards to historical accuracy. That being, “This isn’t how it happened. This is much cooler.”
And this is different than almost any other contemporary movie director, how?
#19 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 10/26 at 10:10 PM -
Most of ‘em don’t manage the “much cooler” bit, while simultaneously patting themselves on the back for their historical accuracy.
#20 Posted by working_man on 10/26 at 11:10 PM -
This is true…
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#1 Posted by MunDane
on 10/24 at 10:40 PM -
The other day, I was getting myself another stein of Double Bock, only my fifth of he night, when my big-breasted wife said to me, “Youf know, de neighbours dey don’t haffen any beiren to drink? De drinken der tequila!” And, JA! It is true! While all 47 of them watch Sabado Gigante! dey are passen der tequila around mit der tortillas!
But at least their kinder are well behaved, not like that family across the street, the Di Cecci’s. All of dem wear der wife-beater, big gold chains on der hairy chests and slick back der hair mit der oilve oil. Even der wimmin! They just sit around all day slapping each other on the back of der head and drink der grappa.
Vat? Nein! Nein!
Scheist...looks like I will be mit you in der Racial Sensitivity class. Hope they won;t bring up that Juden thing again…