Wed, 09 May 2007 21:29:01
American Idol - Top 4 elimination
DialIdol says that Blake and Jordin are insanely, crazily, ridiculously safe. Who is going home, LaKisha or Melinda? Will Muppet Gibb sing over his new dentures? Will Seacrest and Cowell act all gay together again? Why didn’t Old Man Withers just sell the park instead of dressing like a ghost to try and scare the gang? Didn’t he know Scooby could smell him?
This an more, all next. This...is Ah-merican Idol.
- Looks like Barry will be singing...and the judges changed seats for the first time in ever. Then some retarded stuff about Jessica Alba? I think Paula is high again. Yep. She’s high as fuck. Time to start the FFWDing...
- Seacrest: “You can tell we have an hour to fill.” Then don’t fill it, asshole. Do a half-hour show. You fucking fucks.
- Montage about Idol on tour...FFWD. Pink? Oh Jesus. 14 seconds we lasted. We fast forward and jump into the chorus and this is maybe the most generic pseudo rock I have ever heard in my life. I actually think that it’s the exact scientific median of all rock songs ever written.
- Of course nothing Pink does could be as soul-crushingly terrifying as having to watch the son-of-a-bitching fucking shit-heel music director on this show murdering classic rock songs like You Really Got Me while some idiot assistant video director prances the Idols around in some meaningless and ridiculous “storyline” while they try to sell you a shit-tastic Ford. I love that my wife has the remote, I really do.
- Wait. Wait. The Idols are doing a group montage of Barry Gibb songs. This might be worse than the Ford commercial. Nice of them to turn Melinda’s mic off...very professional to have the singer at a live singing show singing into her hand...
- Chatting with the contestants. Gee, are we vamping to fill time? CUT IT TO A HALF-HOUR. Then you won’t have to vamp.
- Jesus...I love corporate synergy. SO that’s why Jessica Alba is here. Fantastic Four preview. Hey, you can say one thing; The Silver Surfer and Johnny look insanely cool. Plus Jessica looks totally edible. And Gaycrest gets into a discussion about hair color with her. Holy stereotype, Batman! He’s gayer than Adam West and his young ward.
- FFWD the hometown montage. Results are finally hinted at...after the break.
- 43 minutes past the hour and we’re finally talking about the point of the show. More of that fake “We’re all rooting for each other and refuse to separate” shit from the contestants. Jordin is declared safe.
- Uhh...Idol producers are doing an “Idol” for bands? Are they serious? Oh my.
- Barry Gibb comes out to sing, and uhh...he sounds nothing like he did in the rehearsal clips. He doesn’t seem to be able to catch his breath, and his false is way off tonight. I swear this stage is cursed. No one but Bon Jovi has sounded good up there.
- Melinda is safe, so unless they messed with the results, LaKisha is going home...Simon calls LaKisha. Paula prattles the fuck on for so long that Randy doesn’t get a turn...45 million votes later and bam...LaKisha goes home. I get the feeling she’s wanted to get out of here for awhile now. In her montage they show her audition and her performance of that JHud song and it just proves how far down hill she went.
OH NO! The TiVo accidentally got two full minutes of her goodbye performance! BAD TIVO! Bong the losers off the stage! We like it when you cut them off.
This show makes my iPod sad…
Posted by JimK at 09:29 PM on May 09, 2007
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Categories: Television, 24
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Technorati: TV Music American Idol Paula Abdul Randy Jackson Simon Cowell Blake Lewis Jordin Sparks Lakisha Jones Melinda Doolittle
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#2 Posted by jo-jo 
on 05/10 at 11:35 AM -
you should watch it the way we did. we got back from a show late last night, but wanted to see the results AND kat leaving miami ink. so, we wated the latter, then started the former. we hit that button that looks like this:
->|
saw lakisha. went to bed.
the end ;)
#3 Posted by Buzzion on 05/12 at 12:01 AM -
Hey jim thought you might be a bit interested in this. Its an interview with Clay Aiken and one of the questions he was asked is his views about Idol Gives Back.
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#1 Posted by Haggard37
on 05/10 at 09:56 AM -
‘To Love Somebody’ is from the Bee Gees’ first album, ‘First’. - 1967 :P