All-Boobie Friday rolls on - Tom Ford’s nude Gucci ads

Now, far be it from me to discourage nudity in any way, but what is Gucci asking Tom Ford to sell here?  I see a perfume bottle nestled against the cooch, and now I’m pretty sure that Gucci just came out with a perfume that smells like floral vagina.  Which, as I think of it, probably ain’t a half-bad business plan.

Interesting points: the fact that by the end of the images, the perfume simply doesn’t exist. Screw it, we’re just looking at a naked chick now.  Also, Tom Ford is surfing hardcore porn pic sites, because that’s the only place you find this shitty photography and bad lighting.  Until now, anyway.

Not Safe For Work, obviously.

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Posted by JimK at 02:27 PM on September 14, 2007
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All-Boobie Friday starts with Dita Von Teese

Why the hell not?  Tell your boss to go piss up a rope, it’s All-Boobie Friday at Right Thoughts.  It’s as important as Flag Day, or President’s Day, or maybe even your birthday.

Up first, some new shots of the delicious Ms. Von Teese.  I maintain that a man must be crazy to walk away from her.  What I love about this shoot is that she’s dropped the bombshell by the end of it and just looks like she needs me specifically to come and comfort her.  Yes, Dita, I will be glad to do this thing that you ask of me. ;)

Not Safe For Work, obviously.

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Posted by JimK at 01:12 PM on September 14, 2007
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The return of the sexploitation flick

They’re baa-aack!  Think Russ Meyer but with more oil and more guns.  Probably more tits, too.  Actiongirls: Soldiers Of The Dead Part 1 is the first up from the fine folks at Actiongirls.  Not even a little safe for work.  And more NSFW is this gallery at Fleshbot.

It’s about damn time someone made more of this particular brand of mindless crap.  God bless them, every one.

Posted by JimK at 09:41 PM on September 08, 2007
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Mondays suck

I know this because I grew up reading the worst comic strip of all time, Garfield.  So, in order to brighten your Monday, I bring you stunning redheads. Not Safe For Work, of course…

First, a somewhat girl-next-door type named Lida, gallivanting naked in the Sahara.  Nice.  Next, the kind of redhead that makes some men cry tears of joy, Heather Carolin.  Drapes match the carpet, folks.

You’re welcome.  Also, I found this on my desktop after a weird Ambien fugue last night:

“I’m telling you, you can’t always get what you want.” He looked at me like I said something wrong. 

“What?  What did I say?”

“Dude you’re doing it again.  Talking to me in song titles and lyrics and shit.  Do NOT tell me that if I try sometime I’ll get what I need.  I swear to God I will whipcrack you right in your junk if you do this to me on this goddamned day.  Just shut up.”

“Wow, you’re hostile.  Angry even.  Don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m...”

“SHUT IT!  SHUT YOUR FUCKING GAPING MAW.  If you quote the wisdom of David Banner at me, I swear to Christ and all the little angels I will pull a scam where I take out an ad in the paper looking for the most beautiful woman in America willing to have sex for money, and when she arrives, I will fuck her eighteen times while you are tied to a chair, Clockwork Orange style, watching, and when you can’t take it any more, we’ll pull off her mask and it will all be a setup, and the whole time it was your mom.  I will have violated the anus of your mother while you cheered me on and yelled “Fuck that slag, jam it in her shitbox.” Then I will put you and your mother on a slow bus driving across the entire country in order to get home, so you will have plenty of time to talk about what happened.  Do you want me to do that?  Because I’ll call my people right fucking now if you don’t SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

“OK.  God.  All you had to do was ask me to be quiet.  You fucking drama queen.”

I don’t know what on earth that would ever fit into, but I like that second guy’s style.

Posted by JimK at 01:27 PM on August 20, 2007
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Keeley Hazell sics her lawyers on me

Quite awhile ago I posted the sex tape Keeley Hazell made.  Looks like she really wasn’t in on leaking it...she’s sending lawyers after people that posted it.  Yeah, nothing harms the reputation of a nude model like her fans seeing a sex tape.  Baby girl don’t want no fan base and publicity, baby girl don’t get no fan base and publicity.

Anyway, it’s been removed.  I got served, yo.  Keeley’s off my Christmas card list for reals.

Posted by JimK at 01:13 PM on August 13, 2007
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Mmm…Tricia Helfer in dominatrix gear?  OK.

Twist my arm, why don’tcha.  If I have to look at it, I suppose I will.  Plus, as a bonus, Leelee Sobieski is also dressed up to play.  She’s like Helen Hunt, if Helen Hunt was young, and a little prettier.  And had boobs.  After the jump, get yer thrills, boys.

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Yum.  From the upcoming film Walk All Over Me.  Hey, they got my attention.  Of course that’s easy to do.  Pretty much wave a boob at me and you have my attention for at least a minute or two.  Show me both of ‘em and a pair of long legs and I might even clean your garage and sleep in a small metal cage for you.

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Posted by JimK at 06:25 PM on August 04, 2007
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‘Deal or No Deal” needs woman to stand, look stupid, hold suitcase

Cool!

With the third season of Deal or No Deal premiering in September, the show has gone out in search of the next model who can fill the single open position.  The producers’ final stop was at San Diego, California.

The casting call welcomed all women age 18 and above.  The San Diego auditions attracted more than 100 Deal or No Deal model hopefuls, all of whom had their headshots ready in their hands.  They formed a long line going into Stingaree, a restaurant/ nightclub where the auditions were held.

What a great job!  I wonder who you have to blow to get a gig like that?

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Oh that’s just wrong.  Run, ladies!  It’s not worth it!

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Posted by JimK at 09:09 PM on July 05, 2007
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Patriot’s Journey 2007 - Happy Fourth

I had a whole post, the capper to the Patriot’s Journey for this year.  It was about America being, ultimately, a land of opportunity.  Firefox crashed and ate it.

So...yeah.  What I was gonna say.  We’re about the chance, not the guarantee.  Try to remember that.

To celebrate, I present ladies adorned in our colors.  Will likely be NSFW.

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Click for bigger versions.

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Posted by JimK at 07:08 PM on July 04, 2007
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Patriot’s Journey and a babepost all in one

I have been severely and horribly lax in Patriot’s Journey posts this year.  Blame Michael Moore for putting us in Sicko.  Moorewatch has kept me jumping.  That having been said, it’s summer, Brooke Burke was born just 45 minutes away from where I sit now, so let’s celebrate two birds snuffed out with this one very pretty stone.  After the jump...some bikini-only (meaning not nude) and some racy-but-PG-13 Brooke Brooke pics, so they may or may not be safe for work.

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From her Wikipedia entry:

Burke was born as the fourth of seven children in Hartford, Connecticut to Donna and George Burke, and was raised in Tucson, Arizona. She is Jewish (through her mother) and was raised in the Jewish religion; she also has Irish, French and Portuguese ancestry.

All American in every way: a mix of ancestries, locales and raised in a “minority” (in this country) religion.  Sweet.  The pink bikini pics aren’t identified as to date, but they have to be fairly recent as she looks like she does now.  She doesn’t look her age or anything...but this is what she looks like walking around every day.  The woman is a gift from the universe, sent to us to beautify a dreary world and brig peace to raging hearts.  (Can you tell I’ve been watching old Andromeda eps and listening to Rev and Trance?).  The Stuff magazine pics are recent, but airbrushed (which for Brooke is so totally like gilding a lily).

Milf-tastic.  Hit the gallery for a lot more.  And when you’re done, salute a U.S. flag and say thanks to Uncle Sam.  :)

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Posted by JimK at 07:02 PM on June 28, 2007
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Brooke Burke isn’t human

On January 8, 2007 at 2 PM, Brooke Burke gave birth to her third child.

This past week, she was spotted on a beach looking like...Brooke Burke.  Click ‘em.  Like most things around Brooke, they get a lot bigger.

Wow.  If I were a woman, I’d either be inspired, or I’d want to claw that bitch’s eyes out for making all other women look like Rosie O’Donnell after being stung by giant bees.  Seriously.  Claw her eyes out.  Because it’s not fair.

Posted by JimK at 08:27 AM on June 04, 2007
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