GoDaddy girl rides again

Well, they finally did it.  GoDaddy got an ad approved for the Superbowl.

Man, Bob Parsons knows how to get every penny out of his ad dollar, I swear.  That guy gets more publicity off ads that don’t run than anyone I have ever seen.  Anyway, the link takes you to the ad timeline they made...either filmed or storyboard versions of each spot that was rejected by ABC.  I absolutely love the Confessional idea, but I also kinda see why ABC backed up when they saw it.  Still makes them pussies. :) In the end I think they came up with the right commercial though.  It’s GoDaddy-esque (a term used to describe sexy spots industry-wide now, apparently) and yet tame enough that ABC won’t have a cow.

Smartest thing Bob ever did was hire Candice Michelle...mmm...Candice. (that link is not safe for work)

Posted by JimK at 06:34 PM on February 03, 2006
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Tags: GoDaddy GoDaddy girl Candice Michelle Super Bowl

A post about something that matters: Beautiful women

I’m so fed up with backbiting partisan nonsense this past week.  I haven’t blogged about the Jordan or Gannon stuff or the UN raping kids or Bill’s Grammy or anything else because for the love of Pete, ENOUGH ALREADY.

It just Wears.  Me.  Out.

I’d much rather talk about who is hotter from a purely objectification/eyecandy point of view: WWE Diva Torrie Wilson or Go Daddy Girl Candice Michelle?

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If you need to see more of these lovely ladies, you can find a pile of Candice Michelle pictures here, and a mess o’ Torrie photos here.

My wife thinks I’m crazy for standing by my long-time crush on Torrie Wilson.  I guess the depths of my loyalty haven’t really impressed themselves upon the woman to whom I have been devoted for ten years.  *cough* She thinks that I need to develop a Candice Crush® immediately if not sooner. 

My feeling is, wouldn’t it be better to have both a Porsche and a Ferarri in the driveway rather than having to choose?  ;) But...gun-to-your-head, desert island time...based on nothing more than physical appearance, who would you pick?

Who’s the hotter babe?
	Torrie Wilson
	Candice Michelle
Free polls from Pollhost.com

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Posted by JimK at 09:58 AM on February 15, 2005
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WWE is losing me, and here’s the proof

Yes, I watch pro wrestling.  No, I’m not going to get into another discussion about it.  :)

So Raw and Smackdown have been just absolutely terrible lately.  I mean almost unwatchable even for a die-hard fan terrible.  One of the reasons is that Vince McMahon, in all his “I know what you want better than you do” wisdom, has flooded the shows with nameless, faceless hot babes who don’t mean a damn thing to any story lines and don’t have any character to speak of.  Even the one chick they got the public to care about, the Diva Search winner Christy Hemme, is relegated to shooting the t-shirt gun when they come back from commercial breaks and sometimes being attacked by one random guy or another so another random guy or another can come out and save the day.

The only woman that matters on the show is Torrie (link NSFW), who is perfect and you will not speak ill of her or I will find you and do bad things to your housepets and/or children.  I must stop speaking of her now for fear that the WIFE FILTER will engage and ruin the flow of this post.

*cough*

Seriously though, Trish Stratus and Lita can work in the ring.  Molly and Victoria are good workers too.  Every other woman on the shows, and there are like 15 or more, are strictly window dressing.  Right now Lita is out for knee surgery and Victoria needed surgery over a year ago and has been working on a bum leg.  They fired every other woman who can wrestle and replaced them with a faceless see of clone hotties.

So my point: Here I am, making noise about the Go Daddy girl, right?  Here name is Candice Michelle (pic semi-SFW).  Guess what?  She’s been on Raw for months, and I didn’t notice.

See, this is what happens when you just throw hotties around will-nilly.  Hotties, like any other character on television, must have a purpose.  Except for Torrie Wilson (NSFW).  She gets to just be hot.  There is a way to have hot women on a wrestling show and still have them be women who are workers (jargon for someone who actually wrestles).  They don’t even *have* to be workers.  Just give them things to do on the show that don’t begin and end with “See this thong?  Put it on.” In other words, there is a way to use hot women to boost ratings without it being about *nothing* but the fact that they’re hot.

Unless you are Vince McMahon, who apparently sees women as interchangable Lego pieces...as long as they have the right number of holes and bumps, any one is as good as the other to build a wall of stupidity.

In conclusion: Random hotties = bad.  Hotties that are germane to the story (be it a commercial, a movie or a dumb-ass wrestling show) = good.  When I can see a 60 second ad and go “Hey, who’s that woman?” and it turns out she’s been on a TV show I watch every week...well, that show must be doing something very, very wrong.

BTW, there are a few new Torrie pictures in that NSFW link.  Don’t say I never gave ya nuthin’.  :)

Posted by JimK at 06:05 PM on February 07, 2005
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Softcore

OK, I used her name once in this blog, ONCE, but a good percentage of my Google hits come from the phrase ‘Torrie Wilson.”

Mmm...and I do love me some Torrie Wilson.  My wife has granted me permission if I can just get Torrie away from the rich, famous and good-looking husband she has.

*cough*

Anyway, I figured why disappoint so many people?  If you came here looking for Torrie Wilson, then Torrie Wilson I shall give you. NOT SAFE FOR WORK.  Or jealous wives and girlfriends.  May also include Sable (Rena Mero).

Posted by JimK at 05:04 AM on November 06, 2004
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