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Thought you might like this article located here: https://right-thoughts.us/index.php/weblog/comments/dumbest_porn_scene_ever/ Dumbest porn scene ever This is totally safe for work (and your Superbowl party).  I’ve been meaning to post this for ages, and I need to test a new flash video player, so...here it is.  The dumbest porn scene you will ever see.  Can you imagine the meeting where some guy pitched this scene?  They all must have been so proud.  One assumes that they believed it to be clever.  I mean, why devote two minutes and ten seconds to this when that’s two minutes and ten seconds that your leads aren’t banging? Here’s the thing: I’ve had this conversation, although it didn’t end in screwing in the middle of a “diner.” Also, I side with Tattooman.  That chick in the song is totally a bitch.  Ungrateful whore, is what she is.  A real gold-digging slag.  On the other hand, the Forest Gump line makes me want to scoop out my own brain so that, just in case I ever accidentally hear it again, I won’t have the brain power to comprehend the stupidity of it. This, ladies & gents, is why gonzo porn took over the industry.  No one wants to see this shit.  Just get your dick out and put it in any one of the locations she presents to you. This post brought to you by JimK trying to avoid the 72,918 hours of pre-game shows on every frigging channel.