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Message: Thought you might like this article located here: https://right-thoughts.us/index.php/weblog/comments/another_stupid_celebrity_scandal/ Another stupid celebrity “scandal” Someday we’ll get over this ridiculous race-baiting bullshit...So Halle Berry made a dumb joke on Leno the other night Stopping by The Tonight Show Friday to promote Things We Lost in the Fire, Halle Berry brought with her a couple mementos she probably now wishes had also perished in the blaze: Having recently discovered the funhouse-mirror filters on Apple’s Photo Booth program--also employed to terrifying kaleidoscopic effect by Rosie O’Donnell--Berry pulled out several printouts of her morphing handiwork, including a big-nosed alter ego she described as “my Jewish cousin.”. There’s a video at the link. I guess we’re supposed to be horrified at her insensitive racism. Well, here’s a fucking clue; Many, many Jews have big noses. That’s right, I fucking said it. You know what else? Italians are greasy. That’s right, oily and greasy and slick like a slab of bacon. Hairy fuckers, too. Asians are better at math. Germans hate everyone. Brits have fucked up teeth. Canadians are clean and polite. Black guys have big dicks. Irish are drunks. Then again, so are the Germans, Italians, Brits, Poles, Greeks, anyone from a country that is now or was ever part of a Russian empire...come to think of it, everyone’s a frigging drunk. Scratch that one. I’m sure there are like seven hundred more ethnic, social and racial stereotypes that can be proved true a million times over. But it doesn’t matter. We all have to hate Halle Berry now for one stupid joke. God knows Long Island isn’t populated with tens of thousands of Jewish girls with nose jobs or anything. Come to think of it, the other half of Long island are Italian girls with nose jobs. Lemme tell you about the Roman honker. That beast can get big. Real big. Marlon Brando big. Christ on a cross I am so sick of this race-baiting “You better apologize or we’ll ruin your career” crap. Mel Gibson is definitely an old-school anti-Semite. Halle Berry isn’t. Can we move on now? Wait, one more thing: Full-on Italian girls have a strong...uhh...scent. Did I mention that? You could bottle it as tear gas under the right circumstances. Now, if you don’t mind, I am quite sure I shall be forced to take a racial sensitivity class by someone, and I need to prepare. I hear the teacher is Indian. Dot, not feather. Can’t understand a word they say, I swear. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (If you don’t get the point above and you think I’m actually a racist...fuck off. Save your typing fingers. I don’t care to hear or read what you have to say.)