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Thought you might like this article located here: https://right-thoughts.us/index.php/weblog/comments/american_idol_top_8_elimination/ American Idol - Top 8 elimination Oh God, it’s the one-hour results shows.  I bet we can still get it to less than 15 minutes real time. Uh-oh, Paula’s drunk again..but now it’s the group song!  FFWD. 5000 people have submitted songs for the original composition competition.  Oh dear God. Montage of regular people talking about the show.  PLEASE KILL ME. A-KON singing.  Goodbye.  FFWD.  All of this bullshit is designed to sell more ad time. The morphing Ford commercial has to be the worst yet.  Only idiots could possibly like this shit.  Except you , honey.  You’re not an idiot.  *cough* iluvudontkillme Africa/guilt trip.  FFWD.  Comedy bit with Tony Bennett that is spectacularly unfunny - FFWD.  A half-a-fucking hour in and we haven’t talked about who is going to be eliminated.  And they wonder why the ratings are down. Latin show recap - FFWD.  Talking to the contestants and Haley whined that Simon’s comments about her strategy hurt a little.  Hey, you’re the one dressing like a whore.  Shut the fuck up. Phil stands - bottom three.  LaKisha - safe.  There goes my long shot.  Jordin - safe.  They tease Sanjaya but skip to Melinda - safe.  Haley - bottom three.  Tease Sanjaya again.  Blake - and the ladies go APESHIT every time they say his name.  Safe by a mile.  Next Chris and Sanjaya are asked to stand together.  Sanjaya is safe, Chris is the bottom three.  Donna was three for three, I took a shot at LaKisha, so I’m 2 for 3. Of the bottom three, Chris is safe. A montage of J-Lo’s “genius.” Then we got a montage about how cool she was.  It ends with the worst fucking attempt at heterofying Sanjaya that has ever been on television as he awkwardly talks about getting J-Lo’s number. J-Lo lip synching to a digitally-enhanced backing track that required a computer to get her in tune...FFWD.  She looks great though.  Then she babbles about being a Paula-style “critic” which is to say never telling the truth. 35 million votes and Haley Scarnato gets the boot!  No more tits and ass, people!  See ya, Boobs McGee. So we were wrong about boy/girl, but Phil goes next week, you watch! Next week is country week and Martina McBride is the coach.  Bong!  Delete now?  Yes, TiVo, please delete now.