Flapjackity and sag-a-riffic

Ouch.

The U.S. premiere of “Basic Instinct 2” descended into a disaster when film fans began mocking Sharon Stone’s breasts.

The audience slammed the film at the Monday night event, with oneviewer calling out: “The only thing worse than the dialogue were Sharon Stone’s breasts.”

That’s gonna leave a mark.  Yes she’s about a hundred years old and looks fairly decent for her age.  No, I don’t want to see them, except maybe in that “Oh, look, a badly-mangled body in a car wreck, let’s take a look.”

In other news, Sharon Stone is giving random kids sexual advice when their parents aren’t around.

She explains, “I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. “Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, ‘Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.’ “Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, ‘I’d like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.’ “Young people talk to me about what to do if they’re being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. “If you’re in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I’m not embarrassed to tell them.”

Holy ever-loving Christ, what the hell is wrong with her?  If I were a parent and she pulled that shit I’d smack her on the mouth Cynthia-McKinney style.

Posted by JimK at 10:14 PM on March 31, 2006
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