Tue, 19 Dec 2006 22:28:01
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tara’s cryin’
Oh my God, you mean everyone knows how much I drink?
And how many dudes I blew at that bar last Friday? Oh God this is awful! This is humiliating! One of those guys said I spit! Miss USA never spits, it’s gross!
Do they know about the girl in the bathroom? I mean, we only went to third base but I did do a line off her succulent titties...
I just want to say I’m sorry to Bill, the bartender. You’re going to be able to get a shot that will clear that right up.
Hey...who’s the hottie with the piece? Oh, It’s you. Say, you’re rich, right?
That’s right, I’m insanely rich you silly little tramp. People, there’s a reason I didn’t fire her. See, this is gonna result in me pinning her ankles behind her ears. You can laugh at my wig all you want, playa-haters. You’re all banging 300 pound sloppy trailer whores. Have you seen her ass? It’s like a peach, and I’m gonna eat my way to the pit.
We’re gonna do great things together, my vagina and his money. It’s a match made in Bank of America, the West 46th St. location. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go loosen up. Is there an open bar at this thing?
Posted by JimK at 10:28 PM on December 19, 2006
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#2 Posted by Boxing Canadian 
on 12/20 at 11:57 PM -
Yeah. I’d need to see the video too. Then I would have to watch it over and over
#5 Posted by ErikTheRed 
on 12/22 at 03:34 AM -
Dude, you nailed it beautifully.
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