Tue, 24 Apr 2007 16:01:01
Well, she’s upper upper class high society…
...God’s gift to ballroom notoriety...And with a single hand gesture and an invitation to dine on her slizzizzle, Rosie loses the feud.
ROSIE O’Donnell’s blue humor made faces red when she emceed the Matrix Awards in front of 2,000 feting New York’s most accomplished women in media at the Waldorf-Astoria Grand Ballroom yesterday.
The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb as Barbara Walters lowered her head on the dais and covered her face with her hand. O’Donnell concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, “Eat me!”
Classy! Look, I don’t care what team you were on before this. I could see arguments that being on Team Trump was wrong. Obviously I could see the futility of being a member of Team Rosie. What I am saying to you now is, imagine taking Rosie up on her invitation. At the end of the night. With the lights on.
See? Team Trump automatically wins. Of course it’s a little like coming first in a Miss Fecal Coliform Bacteria contest, but hey...a win’s a win, right?
Posted by JimK at 04:01 PM on April 24, 2007
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#2 Posted by Buzzion 
on 04/24 at 05:23 PM -
After Columbine, when she had Tom Selleck on and wanted to talk more about guns and his pro-gun stance than whatever it was he was supposed to be on to promote.
#3 Posted by jo-jo on 04/24 at 06:14 PM -
the real loser, my dear brother-in-law-in-law is YOU, for even acknowledging for the most brief of moments that there may be a team you would have to choose ;)
sorry to break the news to you this way.... ;)
#6 Posted by Buzzion on 04/24 at 09:03 PM -
You know everytime she opens her mouth I’m more and more convinced that her adopted children should be taken away from her.
#7 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 04/24 at 09:50 PM -
You know everytime she opens her mouth I’m more and more convinced that her adopted children should be taken away from her.
Eh. Can’t take someone’s kids away from them just because they’re a libtard.
#8 Posted by Buzzion on 04/24 at 10:17 PM -
Child endangerment. She obviously delusional, not to mention she’s a truther.
#9 Posted by Joe R. 
on 04/24 at 10:50 PM -
If I withheld food from my dog for a week and then smothered Rosie’s minge in peanut butter, he’d look at me and say, “I eat my own shit, but that’s just crazy talk right there.”
He’d actually say it, too. The trauma of the experience would endow him with the ability to speak.
#10 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 04/24 at 10:55 PM -
Calling other political viewpoints, even extreme ones, “child endangerment” and saying they should have their children taken away is exactly the kind of thing that they love to say we do, though.
Let the libtards be the losers and hypocrites. (I just got a temporary ban from a board for arguing against the idea that the US is a dictatorship that crushes dissent. Iiiiii love it.)
#11 Posted by Buzzion on 04/24 at 11:06 PM -
I’m not actually serious. But until she spouted off her truther garbage on national television, I considered her to be an example of why making laws that homosexual people can’t adopt children is just dumb as hell.
I still think that but now I look at her and think “God those poor kids are going to grow up to be batshit crazy.”
#12 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 04/24 at 11:09 PM -
Eh, they’re celebrity kids. (Though just barely, these days.) The chances of them growing up well-adjusted was small in the first place.
#14 Posted by Noblebrown on 04/25 at 08:17 PM -
Trump should just say, “Sorry Rosie, I don’t eat fatty food, and from the smell of it, this veritable feast of cottage cheese, old tuna, and burnt broccoli went bad a long time ago.”
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