Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:10:00
The secret to weight loss
Finally, the secret to losing weight!
It seems as if the best way to lose weight and get in shape is a combo of the following: eating a lot of carbs, eating a lot of fat, cutting carbs out completely, drinking a lot of water, not eating any “white” foods at night like bread, rice, and pasta, eating just grapefruit, eating your meals in a mixed-up fashion (lunch for dinner, breakfast for lunch, etc), not eating after 8pm, eating a lot of soups, cutting out all candy, cakes, and processed foods, avoiding diet drinks, eating a Subway sub a couple of times a week, eating foods according to your blood type, eating foods according to color, eating a lot of fiber, training your brain to think like a thin person, eating like they do in France, eating like they do in China, not counting calories, making sure you count calories, taking vitamins and supplements, become a vegan, eating more meat, eat a lot of apples, eating only raw foods, and joining one of the weight loss organizations such as Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig.
If you follow the above rules, you should get in shape very quickly. You’re welcome.
There you have it. Get started today!
Posted by JimK at 07:10 PM on April 04, 2007
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#2 Posted by JimK 
on 04/04 at 10:22 PM -
Spend more than you take in. Period. However you do it, spend more calories than you take in and magically you shall be less fat.
Or lipo. That works too. :)
#3 Posted by Capmeister on 04/04 at 11:06 PM -
Depends how much you take in. ;-) If I were an olympic tri-athelete, I couldn’t burn more than I used to take in. ;)
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#1 Posted by Capmeister
on 04/04 at 09:17 PM -
Fuck diets. Just eat less. Notice no fat people in Nazi concentration camps.