Mon, 26 Feb 2007 18:13:00
The end of an era
It’s official - I’m calling it as of last night. As of Sunday, February 25th 2007, Jenna Jameson is officially no longer hot on any level. She’s gone from cute-as-a-button to total vixen to industry mogul to scary haunted house statue with a vacant, coked-out look in her eye.
The first image is Jenna at the height of her powers. This looks like maybe 5 years ago or so, when she was the top draw in porn, owned a huge company that had hundreds of stars on contract and around a thousand employees, and she had exactly enough plastic surgery to retain whatever youth she felt she needed and still look great. Then...picture number two. Click that for the scary large version. Everything about her is wrong now. The head seems like it can’t be supported by that neck. The premature leather skin due to way, way too much tanning, the liver spots, the freaky plastic surgery...it’s all a huge pile of wrong. I can only imagine the health nightmare she’s experiencing.
I’m sure that when your boyfriend has 3% bodyfat it’s unnerving, but then he eats like 6000 calories a day and burns 6001 by strength training and running. You can’t compete, Jenna. Stop before you die. Stop the lip surgery, stop “fixing” your eyes. Stop with the facelifts. You actually truly look look like Jocelyn Wildenstein did about 5 surgeries ago. AT this rate you’ll be her twin in about a year. For the love of your “Heartbreaker” tattoo, just stop. You used to be a totally hot badass with an empire. Now you’re a freak that sold off her company so she can spend more time at the surgeon’s office.
I don’t even want to make fun of you; you’re just making me sad.
Posted by JimK at 06:13 PM on February 26, 2007
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#3 Posted by chrisbg99 
on 02/26 at 11:08 PM -
What did she get stuck in a tanning both for too long?
#4 Posted by up4debate 
on 02/27 at 11:42 AM -
Pic 1 will be my new wallpaper. Pic 2 does not exist for me. I dont even see it there. What are you guys talking about?
Jenna is so much hotter in my head.
#5 Posted by mgnmfrc1 on 02/27 at 01:01 PM -
Don’t these people have mirrors? Honestly! Very sad indeed. Hottie to nottie, thanks Nicole Richie!
#6 Posted by GripeBoy on 02/27 at 05:12 PM -
Those aren’t liver spots, they’re pre-cancerous carcinomas. Long live pasty-white goth chicks!
#7 Posted by Noblebrown on 02/28 at 01:37 AM -
Holy shit! Did somebody just open the Ark of the Covenant???
#8 Posted by jo-jo on 02/28 at 01:37 AM -
Holy shit! Did somebody just open the Ark of the Covenant???
HAHAHAHAHA
#9 Posted by Janna on 02/28 at 05:21 PM -
what’s weird is that she is all over the news here in AZ and she looks more like pic #1 than pic #2. I don’t know if pic #2 is doctored in anyway, but they are showing her on the news here a lot and I can tell you she does not look that bad.
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#1 Posted by ErikTheRed
on 02/26 at 08:43 PM -
OMFG I so did not need to see that today (or any other day, for that matter)!