Thu, 21 Dec 2006 16:59:00
So. Frickin’. Hot. Miss Nevada 2007 is a ho. With pictures!
I have always believed that pageant girls are total whorebags and the whole ladylike thing was a just cover. O.K. truth be told I have always thought that all women were complete whores, but you can’t hate me for it. My mom was a hooker and my grandmother was her pimp. It’s how I was raised!*
Anyway, I’m glad to see some of these girls are finally letting their inner whore shine. The latest is Miss Nevada 2007 Katie Rees. Let’s break it down. (images may not be work safe although they are not explicit in any way)
Tramp stamp? Check.
Making out with girls? Check and check.
Flashing titty while drunk off her ass? Check and check.
Letting random dudes lick on the titty? Check.
Oh yeah - total whorebag. So hot. She seems inordinately fond of her own tongue - always a good sign. Long may she reign!
*UPDATE*
So much for that. Miss Universe President Paula M. Shugart, apparently the closeted ho in charge of all the other closeted ho’s, released this statement:
“Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007. First Runner-up Helen Salas will assume the title and compete at the 2007 MISS USA Pageant on March 23 in Los Angeles.”
Boooooooooo!
*UPDATE*
Uncensored - 20 pics from the Splash party. (NSFW) It kind of did go beyond a little slap & tickle, but I honestly don’t think it’s as bad as some are making it seem. It’s like these people never go to parties.
* I kid, ladies. I know you’re not all whores. Just dirty, dirty sluts. Whores get paid. You do it for free. Big difference!
Posted by JimK at 04:59 PM on December 21, 2006
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#2 Posted by ErikTheRed 
on 12/22 at 03:29 AM -
These people never do go to parties. I’ve seen stuff go waaaaay beyond that. I may have even participated ;-)
#4 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 12/22 at 03:27 PM -
You know, it really makes so much sense when you consider that she’s Miss Nevada. I guess she doesn’t carry that “What happens in...” rule with her, huh?
#5 Posted by Orpheus 
on 12/22 at 06:32 PM -
Aww Jim, you posted a gallery just for us. You, sir, are a legend.
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Thank you Jim. This definitely makes up for the wang pics earlier this week.
And looking at those other girls, who wouldn’t want to lick their boobies and other nibbly parts? Dayum!!