Wed, 10 Oct 2007 00:33:00
Rock of Love - Yep, It’s Bret!
It’s official. Douche is the man for Season 2. Here’s to bringing back Heather and her hair. Come on, if we have to sit through Douche Michaels and his Philosophy of the Douche routine, the least they can do for us is parade heather around looking funk-tacular and telling all the other girls about her “connection” with Bret.
Posted by JimK at 12:33 AM on October 10, 2007
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#2 Posted by mgnmfrc1 
on 10/10 at 11:28 AM -
There has got to be some sort of hormone in a woman’s ovaries that allows them to believe over all evidence to the contary “Yup, I can change him. I’m the one thats different”
In my professional opinion this is genetic, found on the X chromosome. If the X chromosome from the father is the dominant X in the female phenotype and her nurtured surroundings include being ignored, abused, neglected or abandoned by her father or other male authority figure early in her life then she will be the hot chick who always hooks up with losers thinking “she” can change him. Even the power of the pussy is not that strong.
#3 Posted by artmonkey on 10/11 at 11:52 PM -
JIM!!!!
There’s a new, and possibly even train-wreckier train wreck that just began over at MTV!!!!
PLEASE, GOD tell me you’re going to be reviewing
“A Shot at Love”!!!!!!
Tila Tequila!!!
A bunch of rilly rilly stupid guys!!!
And lesbians!!! Lots and lots of catty lesbians!!!
This is going to be beautifully disastrous!!!
PLEASE, JIM!!! PLEASE!!! I’m BEGGING you to
review this!!!!!
#4 Posted by Drumwaster on 10/12 at 12:11 AM -
Seconded. All in favor, fart in G-minor.
#5 Posted by JimK on 10/12 at 01:28 AM -
OK, I’m on it. I was looking sideways at it earlier today...seems like a pretty big frigging mess. :)
Downloading the first ep now, and it has been Season Passed.
#6 Posted by artmonkey on 10/12 at 12:41 PM -
Phenomenal, man.
Now, if you can just find me a great big stash of
Tila Tequila nudes,(real nudes, not the FHM stuff) I’ll be a happy man.
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Next season will have to be full of REAL whores and dumbasses. The combined IQ of the contestants can’t be more than 47, how could you see the first season of this show and sign up for season two. There has got to be some sort of hormone in a woman’s ovaries that allows them to believe over all evidence to the contary “Yup, I can change him. I’m the one thats different”
Seriously, they should change the name of the show to “Rock of really loose vagina, staring swollen face man”