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Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:03:00

Rock of Love (2) is coming (back) Jan. 13

First of all, there doesn’t seem to be a decent looking woman in this photo…

Rock Of Love 2

Secondly, and perhaps more importantly, Bret Douchebag Michaels has decided that he’s not going to wear the hats and bandannas 24/7 anymore.  Oh, he’s still not showing us the top of his head or anything.

Bret Michaels is a douchebag - Rock Of Love 2

Either that photo is Playboy-level airbrushed and Bret is wearing a beaver pelt, or Douchebag Michaels has had a lot of surgery and borrowed one of Cher’s old wigs from her little-seen blonde period.  Why is he dressed EXACTLY like Sebastian Bach, standing EXACTLY like Sebastian Bach, wearing a Sebastian Bach wig and for the love of God, why did he get surgery to try to look like Bas?  Do I even need to mention the fucking sock in Bret’s pants?  That’s...just sad is what that is.

Anyway, you can watch the online-only casting special here if you want to meet the “ladies.”


Posted by JimK at 06:03 PM on December 20, 2007
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randyp5#1  Posted by randyp5 United States on 12/20 at 07:49 PM -

First of all, there doesn’t seem to be a decent looking woman in this photo…

Well at least they are consistent.

VH1’s caption under that second photo from their website.

“Clearly, we should expect, uh, big things from Bret in ‘08”!

Oh good grief, where was that bulge last season? Just bring on the whores.

You going to blog this one Jim? I hope so.

#2  Posted by Buzzion United States on 12/20 at 09:24 PM -

I could have sworn at first glance that brunette in front looked pregnant.

#3  Posted by Noblebrown United States on 12/20 at 09:49 PM -

May death find the twatwaffles who keep greenlighting this godawful bullshit.

Ryley R. Hayes#4  Posted by Ryley R. Hayes United States on 12/21 at 01:17 AM -

Jim, you forgot that Hollywood has a formula for physical attractiveness. It’s like newtonian physics, you can’t challenge it!

Forget that it looks like they just trawled the seediest bars in America with a big net, rounding up of every STD ridden, trashy bar skag they could find. They’re thin… that’s all that matters.

Their’s maybe 2 in that picture I don’t mind. The rest… I imagine kissing them fills your mouth with the taste of cheap liquor and marlboros.

#5  Posted by surfpunk United States on 12/21 at 02:57 AM -

Well, they’ve got more than one “Token” this time.  I wonder how long before there’s a Dallas-Red Cuntya-style donnybrook this time?

Mazz#6  Posted by Mazz United States on 12/21 at 02:34 PM -

Fucking writer’s strike.

Nothing but reality TV now.

Rann Aridorn#7  Posted by Rann Aridorn United States on 12/22 at 06:58 AM -

Yeah, but where are they gonna get scabs to write the reality TV show scripts?

#8  Posted by Buzzion United States on 12/22 at 11:58 AM -

Yeah, but where are they gonna get scabs to write the reality TV show scripts?

Apparently writers for reality tv shows aren’t covered under the writer’s guild contracts.  So they aren’t technically scabs.  I don’t know if they’re covered any other union contracts, and I doubt that if there were any guild members writing for reality tv, that they would be crossing the line.

#9  Posted by GripeBoy United States on 12/22 at 07:46 PM -

I think he looks like Fergie.

#10  Posted by Helo United States on 12/23 at 04:08 PM -

Notice how there’s always one skank in every picture who is “seductively” sucking on an index finger?

I swear, it’s like clockwork.

#11  Posted by Buzzion United States on 12/23 at 06:34 PM -

shall we predict at which episode either lacey or heather shows up?  Because isn’t that like a staple of vh-1 shows.  Some chick from the first season returns.

Rann Aridorn#12  Posted by Rann Aridorn United States on 12/24 at 06:13 PM -

Notice how there’s always one skank in every picture who is “seductively” sucking on an index finger?

Eh, s’kinda like how every other camwhore always has to put up pictures of herself flipping the camera the bird to show how “edgy” she is.

#13  Posted by supercore Germany on 12/29 at 12:18 AM -

I guess I’m a little late on this but did anyone notice Condoleeza Rice in the left row just to Bret’s left?

#14  Posted by bonneville73 United States on 01/04 at 11:15 AM -

The one all the way over to the left with the black suede boots is the only one that looks decent. She’s got a nice hairstyle and looks cute.

The remainder are used-up midwestern 80s hair metal groupies.


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