Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:03:00
Rock of Love (2) is coming (back) Jan. 13
First of all, there doesn’t seem to be a decent looking woman in this photo…
Secondly, and perhaps more importantly, Bret Douchebag Michaels has decided that he’s not going to wear the hats and bandannas 24/7 anymore. Oh, he’s still not showing us the top of his head or anything.
Either that photo is Playboy-level airbrushed and Bret is wearing a beaver pelt, or Douchebag Michaels has had a lot of surgery and borrowed one of Cher’s old wigs from her little-seen blonde period. Why is he dressed EXACTLY like Sebastian Bach, standing EXACTLY like Sebastian Bach, wearing a Sebastian Bach wig and for the love of God, why did he get surgery to try to look like Bas? Do I even need to mention the fucking sock in Bret’s pants? That’s...just sad is what that is.
Anyway, you can watch the online-only casting special here if you want to meet the “ladies.”
Posted by JimK at 06:03 PM on December 20, 2007
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