Paris Hilton - Not Prince’s favorite singer

Prince = hero.

Did Prince publicly humiliate wannabe pop princess Paris Hilton on purpose?  A source tells Us Weekly that Hilton, 26, was in the audience at the Purple One’s April 20 Club 3121 gig at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino in las Vegas when he invited the “Stars Are Blind” singer to join him.  As a “delighted” Hilton obliged, Prince, 48, handed her the mic and told the audience, “Let’s see if she can really sing,” says the witness.

Hilton stormed offstage – and left the club two songs later.  Prince’s rep had no comment. Hilton’s rep says, “The item is false.”

I want this to be true so much that I’m experiencing blue balls over it.  I yearn for this to be true.  Come on, someone out in innerwebsland must have been there!  Oh Prince...your sense of humor is only tempered by your need for camels in the middle of the night.*

* The Kevin Smith/Prince camel story is famous now after Kev immortalized it in his “An Evening With Kevin Smith.” A transcript follows:

I go in and he’s sitting on the stage and he’s very small .
He looks big on-stage, but he’s very small . But he’s decked out.

He’s wearing clothes that look like somebody just sewed them .
Like an outfit, like he’s in a play, doing Shakespeare.

Not like nice clothes like this.
And he’s in heels, of course.

I’m like, “He’s in heels. It’s casual time and he’s in heels.”
I always thought, around the house, he’s wearing kicks.

So we start talking . He tells me about his beefs with the music industry.
And you can’t follow him ,he’s jumping topic to topic.

And I’m like, “Uh-huh . I don’t know what he’s saying . What?”
And he’s talking , at one point,” Anybody can take a song and record it.”

I was like, “Really?” He’s like, “It happened to Chaka Khan .”
He’s like, “Whitney Houston recorded , ‘I’m Every Woman .’

Chaka didn’t want that, Chaka mad ."I’m like, “Chaka mad?”
He’s like, “Chaka real mad .”

I’m trying to figure out what I’m supposed to do about Chaka being mad .
He’s like, “I want you to shoot people’s reaction to the album .

Let them listen to it and you have them talk about it.
And then I want to talk about religion and lead that into race. . .

. . .and lead it into the music biz and radio.
At the end of the week, I want to change the world .”

I’m like, “I’m in the middle of making a dick-and-fart-joke movie.
I’m not prepared to change my underwear, let alone the world .

I don’t think I can-- I don’t--I don’t-- All right.”
He’s like, “All right, I’ll see you tomorrow.” And he takes off.

I look at Stephanie, I was like, “Can we go outside?”
I was like, “I can’t do this! I don’t know what he wants!

I can’t change the world .I’m not a documentarian .
Did you see the movies I make? I don’t make documentaries.

Documentaries are made by people who come up with the idea. . .
. . .and see it through , shoot it themselves and interview people. . .

. . .because it’s something personal to them .
He’s very personal and passionate about these issues. I’m not.

Chaka mad . I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about that.”
She’s like, “Calm down ."And she’s like, “What can you do?”

I said , “If Prince wants a movie about. . .
. . .a couple guys hanging around a mall . . .

. . .like, I’m your guy, but I can’t make a documentary.”
She’s like, “But he really wants you to do it.”

And I was like, “I don’t understand .I’m not cut out for this kind of thing
.
Can you explain it to him? Just go in there and tell him .

I’ll go back to Los Angeles and tell him no harm , no foul .”
She’s like, “Kevin , let me explain something to you about Prince.

I’ve been working with Prince for many years and I can’t go tell him . . .
. . .that you can’t shoot this documentary.”

She’s like, “Prince doesn’t comprehend things the way you and I do.”
I was like, “What do you mean?” She was like, “Well . . .

. . .Prince has been living in Prince World for quite some time now.”
She’s like, “So Prince will come to us periodically and say things like:

‘It’s 3 in the morning in Minnesota. I really need a camel .
Go get it.’

And then we try to explain to Prince, like:
‘Prince, it’s 3:00 in the morning in Minnesota, it’s January. . .

. . .and you want a camel .
That is not physically or psychologically possible.’

And Prince says, ‘Why?“‘
I’m like, “Is he an asshole?”

She’s like, “He’s not malicious when he does it.
He just doesn’t understand why he can’t get what he wants.

He doesn’t understand why someone can’t process a request. . .
. . .like a camel at 3 in the morning in Minnesota.”

Posted by JimK at 07:40 PM on April 26, 2007
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