One stubborn old coot

He ain’t giving it up, people, he’d obviously rather die first.

A millionaire jailed for more than a decade for contempt in his divorce case continues to block efforts to trace his missing assets and should remain jailed, a three-judge panel ruled.

H. Beatty Chadwick, 68, is believed to hold the record for time served in a U.S. civil contempt case.

He was jailed in 1995 for allegedly hiding $2.5 million in overseas banks during a bitter divorce. Since then, a series of judges have told him he could go free once he tells the court what happened to the money, but Chadwick hasn’t budged, the judges said.

I thought I had blogged about this guy before, but a search turned up nothing.  What a spiteful, ornery old bastard this guy is.  Good for him.  Don’t give that bitch a penny.

O.K., I have no idea if she’s a bitch or not.  I’m just saying, if you do ten years over not splitting your alleged hidden money with your ex-wife, you should get to keep the money if you still have it.  You should get immunity from future prosecution if you happen to turn up rich on a beach in Florida with a 22 year-old stripper named Sunshine who, coincidentally, has a flaming sun tattooed right above her ass-crack that makes a great target after doggie-style.  Tramp stamp, y’all, aim for the center.

Plus you should be able to grudge-fuck your ex-wife once a year for every year you did time, or delegate a surrogate, like an old cell-mate, to do it for you if the idea repulses you too much.

Posted by JimK at 10:43 AM on March 23, 2006
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