Sat, 25 Aug 2007 23:57:00
One reason to avoid marriage
A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict.”
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
“It was monstrously painful,” the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. “I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”
1. Living with your ex is common in Russia? Is Russia the fourth circle of frigging hell?
2. Three years divorced? My guess is, he was finally dating. And well...he’s a man. So he obviously deserved it.
Posted by JimK at 11:57 PM on August 25, 2007
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#3 Posted by Drumwaster 
on 08/26 at 12:51 PM -
Dude, just ONE reason?
Creating that “open dialogue” between you and a man is the very foundation for a deeper kind of
LOVE with a man.
Not even if it was George Clooney, pal....
(I thought you didn’t allow comment spam, Jim?)
#4 Posted by JimK on 08/26 at 03:36 PM -
Fuckers. They are starting to employ regular people to post individually to try to get the spam through.
How can that POSSIBLY be cost effective?
#5 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 08/26 at 03:54 PM -
How can that POSSIBLY be cost effective?
I kind of doubt it is.
I think the online advertising industry has gotten to a similar point that the music industry has: they have a way they think is going to make them money, and any evidence to the contrary is completely ignored and/or decried.
With the spammers, it’s getting that message aimed at you and on your screen at any cost, no matter how ineffective it might be. I mean, remember pop-under windows, with scripts that did their best to keep the windows on the bottom so that you couldn’t close them easily? ... What’s the point? Sure, you can’t close the ad… but you can’t fucking see it, either. They’ll go to any lengths and annoy you however much it takes just to get their URL flashed at you, and it doesn’t matter if it’s effectively throwing money down a hole. After all, even if one person in a thousand clicks the link, their $19.95 is worth the few hundred bucks you spent on the advertising. Right?
#6 Posted by Helo on 08/26 at 04:28 PM -
I HATE SPAM!!!!
Oh yeah, I finally installed Firefox. It’s really cool! With my ancient computer it even runs well.
Have you guys seen the Strongbad series of online cartoons? They’re very Adult Swim-ish. Anyway, the main character, Strongbad, has an old computer that he finally updates to another old computer. He went from a 386 to a 486. Outside of the fact that the series is hilarious, his computer situation is very similar to mine, making me Drumwaster’s very own Strongbad Helo.
(Speaking of SPAM, see Strongbad here: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html)
#7 Posted by Harley W Daugherty on 08/26 at 05:07 PM -
WAY OFF TOPIC check out the trailer for this movie!
looks like a LOT of eye candy… FX wise..
#8 Posted by JimK on 08/26 at 06:29 PM -
“Helo! How come you could think that an extra-cool guy like Jim would not beholden of the awesomeness that is I. the Strongbaddest of Strongbads? For this transgression, you are forced to buy him a One that is cold. That is all. Now, I will go and show my subjects the strength of their ruler and make Tire work in my sneaker factory. Long live Strongbadia! Population: Tire.”
#9 Posted by Helo on 08/26 at 07:20 PM -
Oh snap, where’d you get that action figure!? Please provide a link as to where I can get one for my Compy 386.
#11 Posted by Joe R. 
on 08/27 at 12:08 AM -
Hmm, I’m living with my ex-girlfriend. I should be careful. Note to self: lock bedroom door at night.
#12 Posted by Helo on 08/29 at 03:20 AM -
I just noticed this horrible portion the author added (as a joke, I’m sure):
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.
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Is Russia the fourth circle of frigging hell?
This is a rhetorical question, right?