Wed, 22 Nov 2006 18:38:00
OMG What happened to Claudia Schiffer?
I know everyone ages. That’s not my point here. Look at Elizabeth Hurley...aging and looking great doing it. Damn that woman is attractive. Anyways. Where was I? Oh yeah. Claudia.
This...this is not right. What happened to Claudia Schiffer? She was a supermodel for frig’s sake, like a real one, not just a model that called herself a supermodel.
Yikes! That’s too much Crypt Keeper and not enough human being for me, sorry. Lest you think I’m picking on one unflattering photo, by the way, take a look at her from this angle, or this one. Hell, try this one or this one for that matter, it don’t get no better. This is what happens when you can’t accept that you are getting older and you start with the plastic surgery early. If she keeps this up, by the time Schiffer hits 50 she’s gonna look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Posted by JimK at 06:38 PM on November 22, 2006
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#2 Posted by JimK 
on 11/22 at 08:17 PM -
Home. The single creepiest X-Files EVER and one of my all-time faves. Yeah...she’s heading toward that big forehead, high cheekbone mega-bucktooth look.
SO hot. ;)
#4 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 11/22 at 08:53 PM -
I never really got into the X-Files, couldn’t get into the whole into-the-stratosphere-overplot thing. But I really liked a lot of the odd one-off things with a good deal of creepiness and humor mixed in, like that one, or the Fiji Mermaid, or the town of vampires, or Evil in Suburbia.
#5 Posted by mgnmfrc1 on 11/22 at 08:55 PM -
Ah yes the Peacock family. I think they only show that episode around Halloween.
Elizabeth Hurley, hmmmmmm. Sorry. Ok, she is getting older, she just had a kid I think and has gone way to skinny without muscle tone. Her hair looks like it is too big for her head and too poofy in the back. She is so flat chested that the shirt she is wearing makes her look even flatter and thinner. Take away the smooth face and we have border line anorexic look. Eww.
#6 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 11/22 at 08:56 PM -
Oh! Oh! And the one where the shapeshifter guy impersonated Mulder! That one was PRICELESS! XD I will love that one forever for the scene of the guy going through Mulder’s answering machine messages.
#7 Posted by mgnmfrc1 on 11/22 at 11:52 PM -
I was an X-files junkie, until Dachovney left to pursue his successful acting career. The Lone Gunmen were the shit, the spin off totally blew a great opportunity for conspiracy theories investugated, instead they tried to make it a comedy. What was up with that anyway?
I liked the Indian episodes the most, the baseball alien story was cool. The Eve girls, Crichek- the guy you loved to hate, I can always watch the X-files.
#8 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 11/23 at 12:05 AM -
The Lone Gunmen were the shit, the spin off totally blew a great opportunity for conspiracy theories investugated, instead they tried to make it a comedy. What was up with that anyway?
Uh, dude, because the Lone Gunmen were dipshits. They had no ability to discern between possibly valid conspiracy theories and the ridiculously moronic ones.
In other words, they were realistic conspiracy theorists.
#10 Posted by pomgrif 
on 11/25 at 05:52 AM -
i am sure if you look just under the shiff`s hairline you can just see the words made in Japan??????????????????
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I’m reminded of that one episode of the X-Files with that redneck family that had been inbreeding since the Civil War or so.