Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:36:00
Michelle Obama: Godsend. To the Republican party.
Michelle Obama is the gift that keeps on giving. I’m not sure who stupidly shoots their mouth off more often, her or Bill Clinton.
As Rachel Lucas (seriously, she’s a genius so start reading her blog already) quoted, Michelle’s latest is this:
“Barack and I were in that position,” she continues. “The only reason we’re not in that position is that Barack wrote two best-selling books…It was like Jack and his magic beans. But up until a few years ago, we were struggling to figure out how we would save for our kids.”
Wow. I feel so badly for/////what? They’ve been rich the entire god-damned time? HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE OBAMESSIAH OR HIS PRPHET MICHELLE!?!?!!
The Obama family’s income:
$240,505 in 2000
$272,759 in 2001
$259,394 in 2002
$238,327 in 2003
$207,647 in 2004
$1,655,106 in 2005
$983,826 in 2006
A quarter-million dollars is struggling? Two hundred grand is struggling? BUY A SMALLER HOUSE, YOU IDIOTS. Drive a cheaper car. It’s two hundred fucking thousand dollars, not a WIC check and forty bucks a week from your baby daddy! Jesus. With a wife like her, who needs Republicans to point out you aren’t capable of being President?
What kind of idiot would vote for this empty shell of a man? At least McCain makes it obvious that he’s a slimy liar, and we all know where Hillary sleeps at night. Right the hell in Lying Harpy Bitchville. Obama is supposed to be different. he keeps telling us he is. And yet he’s all tied up with sleazy slumlords, campaign fundraising issues, Chicago Democrats, racist spiritual mentors and one moron of an angry wife.
If this election - as the Democrats have made it - is about character and judgment, Obama has been found sorely lacking. We’ve suffered under incompetent leadership for too long.
Don’t just get in line because you like the black man, or he says “hope” a lot, or because you’re a guilty white person. You don’t have to accept any of these idiots. You really don’t.
Posted by JimK at 10:36 PM on March 25, 2008
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#2 Posted by Rann Aridorn 
on 03/26 at 09:51 AM -
Wright’s apparently going to be visiting North Texas soon, to get some sort of lifetime achievement award or something. In regards to the controversy, officials commented something like “We don’t believe what he said was truly controversial, in the way that he meant it.”
Translation: “Fuck yeah! Kill whitey!”
#3 Posted by mgnmfrc1 on 03/26 at 02:38 PM -
Ok, she’s hilarious;
I hereby declare March 23 as Punch A Hippie In The Nuts Day. All you have to do to celebrate it is find a hippie, ask him how he feels about the military, and if he says anything other than “I love it because those guys make it possible for me to be a worthless hippie”, punch him right in the nuts.
I’ll be laughing about this one for days.
Obammamesh, thy name is hypocrite. Pot calling the kettle black! Oh lody, I went there!!
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#1 Posted by Ron K
on 03/26 at 08:08 AM -
I wonder how much income tax they pay??