Fri, 19 Jan 2007 19:43:00
Manson pulls a dick move
Rocker MARILYN MANSON is trying to block any future claim of spousal support from estranged wife DITA VON TEESE in divorce papers filed today (19JAN07). Manson also lists the date of separation from the burlesque dancer as Halloween - not Christmas Eve as she claimed. Both Manson, 38, and Von Teese, 34, cite “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for their split. Manson attempted to block any claims of spousal support, although Von Teese currently has not asked for any. He also wants her to pay her own legal fees, while she is seeking to have him pay for the divorce. Von Teese filed for divorce on 29 December (06), after just over a year of marriage.
So he filed papers saying that even though she isn’t asking for spousal support, he’s not gonna give her any? “Hey, I realize that you’re decent enough to not try to take my money since you have your own, but just so I can make you look bad, here’s some legal paperwork preventing you from asking for what you aren’t asking for in the first place. Merry Christmas.” Kind of a dick move if you ask me. He’s notoriously cheap though, so it’s not a surprise.
When I say he’s cheap, I mean he can make Lincoln cry copper tears he can pinch a penny so tight. Take every joke you have ever heard about Jewish people and money, multiply it by three, then make it true. Now you’re somewhere in the neighborhood.
By the way, the part where he claims they separated on Halloween? Yeah, I’m betting he decided they were separated on Halloween but either forgot to tell her or thought he did tell her because he was in a drunken stupor. Absinthe, baby. The cause of, and the solution to, all your goth rocker problems.
See, Halloween was the night he had that gallery opening. The one that featured the painting of Evan Rachel Wood, the 19 year old he’s banging.
Get it now?