Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:33:00
Love your car, just don’t LOVE your car
MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work - he has sex with CARS.
And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”
Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.
He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years - plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.
Chris said: “It’s all about imagination and creativity. There’s more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay.”
And he bragged: “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded.
“The firm never asked why — but I loved the view while she was up on the ramp and they were working on her.
And then there was this:
I don’t know what to say about this. I think it must be a put-on. I like cars but I mean...really? Sex with them instead of in or on them? Of course, a 1965 GTO does give me a woody…
Posted by JimK at 08:33 PM on March 10, 2007
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#2 Posted by Rann Aridorn 
on 03/11 at 12:31 AM -
No, these guys are for real. Humans are such a wonderfully complicated and weird species… we’ll sexualize anything.
(Though cars have been turned into such symbols of sexual power anyway, this one’s not really surprising.)
#3 Posted by Drumwaster on 03/11 at 12:31 AM -
Shouldn’t that graphic a pic have a NSFW warning?
#4 Posted by JimK on 03/11 at 12:58 AM -
I just though, well, that sexualizing something soft, or made of meat...sure. I can see that. But steel hurts.
This is just dangerous. :)
#5 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 03/11 at 01:05 AM -
Dude. There are women that masturbate using guns.
... And god bless the ones that take pictures of it and put them up on the internet…
#6 Posted by Buzzion on 03/11 at 01:43 AM -
I believe there was a news story a couple years back about a guy who actually designed something so he could have sex with his tractor. Hooked it up to the exhaust or something. He might have died from it.
Rodney Carrington also has a song called “getting married to my pickup truck” but that’s just a joke.
#7 Posted by Drumwaster on 03/11 at 03:17 AM -
Dude. There are women that masturbate using guns.
And knives. Just the point of a double edged blade, scratched very softly along the… why are you looking at me that way?
#8 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 03/11 at 04:16 AM -
Because I’m wondering why the hell you aren’t posting links!
#9 Posted by JimK on 03/11 at 04:24 AM -
Because I’m wondering why the hell you aren’t posting links!
Because Suicide Girls is a pay site? ;)
#10 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 03/11 at 12:50 PM -
That’s why Firefox has torrent-searching attachments, my good man!
(Though Suicide Girls really isn’t worth it overall, from what I’ve seen. Too many bald or nearly-bald chicks. Yikes.)
#11 Posted by Christian on 03/11 at 02:40 PM -
Dude…
Thats all I can say. Other than Jim promised bewbs, not white guys sexen their rides.
And girl bewbs, not manboobs. I wanna see those, I’ll just take off my shirt.
#12 Posted by Christian on 03/11 at 02:52 PM -
And purely for scientific reasons, what is the name of that Firefox torrent-searching attachment?
Just curious and such…
#13 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 03/11 at 11:44 PM -
I have two, but I mostly use Torrentbar because the other’s just too huge. But Torrent-Search Toolbar has a lot more trackers to choose from.
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keep him away from my new virginal car, plz. ;)