Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:24:00
“Listen fatboy, shut your facehole and do it”
“Do you have to be suck a dick about it?”
“Who are you complaining about, you voluminous fat bastard? I’m in your head.”
“You still don’t have to be such a dick.”
“OK, before this goes any further, I am you. Stop acting like I’m a total stranger saying things out of some weird external need to punish you. If I’m a dick, you’re a dick. How many was that?”
“That was twenty. Ten more to go. I think I might cry.”
“Yeah, I think you might too, you huge pussy. Just lift it.”
“You...OK, I...really are...no, am a dick.”
“Shut up. You have another hour of work after this. See what happens when you eat Twinkies all fucking day for 20 years?”
“I don’t even eat Twinkies! I got this the old fashioned way, by eating a huge amount of awesomely fattening foods and vast quantities of red meat.”
“Oh great, so we can look forward to cancer and heart disease too. Good God you’re fat. Keep lifting. Up. Down. That’s one.”
Imagine that, for 30 minutes of land-based exercise and 45 minutes of water-based exercise. It’s fun being in my head. :)
Posted by JimK at 05:24 PM on July 16, 2007
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#2 Posted by sindri 
on 07/21 at 09:02 AM -
Not exactly on topic but you seem to need one of these:
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So uh, where you at? Punishing yourself? Mind punishing you? Hey I saw Hiro on an old episode of Scrubs, he was the lab tech.
Post something funny, try this
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