Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:20:00
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
OhMiGAHD. You gotta see this.
You know how I know that is not fake?
You gotta see this guy’s YouTube channel. I just wasted 30 minutes staring, jaw agape, mind on six kinds of overload, attempting to process this. It’s not the fake, premeditated “flamboyant gay” act he’s doing. I could give a shit. If he wants to affect the mannerisms of Nathan Lane in The Birdcage, then more power to him. No, it’s the douchebag philosophy to which I strongly object. It reminds me so very much of another douchebag philosopher we all know and love.
What did guys like Chris do before the webernets? Just yell shit out the window?
Posted by JimK at 02:20 AM on September 12, 2007
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#2 Posted by Drumwaster 
on 09/12 at 12:22 PM -
The emotional maturity level God gave a tree frog, on view for the whole world to see…
... and mock mercilessly.
#3 Posted by mgnmfrc1 on 09/12 at 01:01 PM -
Apparently sugar daddy is not spanking this tard often enough and he has waaaaaayyyy to much time on his hands. She has been thorugh so much? She took the dive on her own, or with the Hilton skank’s help. She deserves to lose her kids, not that K-Fuckup shold have them either. As long as there are losers that live and breath by proxy through someone else, celebri-idiots will continiue to be cared about.
What’s really sad is I know this much crap about about these celebritards, can’t fucking get away from it. Bleh! I know must bathe myself.
#5 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 09/12 at 02:38 PM -
Oh lawdy lawd… that’s some amazing stuff, there. That’s grade A “lol internet” right there, m’man.
#6 Posted by randyp5 on 09/12 at 04:41 PM -
And how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all shes been through. She lost her head, she had a divorce, she had TWO FUCKING KIDS!
What a fruit, I didn’t know it was a boy until much later. If you can call it a boy.
#7 Posted by Mazz on 09/12 at 04:49 PM -
Found later shot to death when he.... she… it? tried to break into Britney’s house to try to comfort her. By wearing her skin.
#9 Posted by Harley W Daugherty on 09/12 at 08:13 PM -
retro active birth control…
#10 Posted by artmonkey on 09/12 at 11:03 PM -
Oh, Jim Jim Jim… Puh-leeez tell me you’re not actually buying this?
I’ve seen this guy’s videos before, too… and as far as I’m concerned, he could not possibly be more fake.
The whole thing is a pathetic, contrived call for attention. He’s got a youtube channel for a reason. He’s an attention whore.
[ Side note, here; Can anyone please explain to me, (in a non-hateful, less-than-ignorant kind of way)
why it is that flamboyantly gay men are generally such drama queens like this?
I seriously think it only adds to the stigma the public has against gay men, and it does a gross disservice to other gay men, everywhere.
I mean… it’s just plain embarrassing. Don’t they know that? ]
But back to the point… Jim… when was the last time you saw anyone “cry” that hard, without a single actual tear being shed?
See any dampness around the eyes, there? I sure don’t.
And the makeup and well-prepped coif?
Yeah, just screams of spontaneity to me.
Sorry, Jim… but this kid’s about as genuine as he is butch.
Every single vid he’s got is all about making the biggest spectacle he can.
This kid’s about as “real” as any of my cartoons… and less believable, to boot.
Sorry, Jim. Ya been conned.
#11 Posted by Buzzion on 09/12 at 11:38 PM -
Had him on Stern at some point. Was listening to the replay of it with my bro-in-law. Fake or not, its sad.
#12 Posted by chrisbg99 on 09/13 at 01:20 AM -
Holy hell. Talk about having your life’s priorities out of whack.
#14 Posted by Helo on 09/13 at 01:44 AM -
What did guys like Chris do before the webernets? Just yell shit out the window?
I’ve asked that many times before. If you want to see more examples of “what did freaks and weirdos do before the internet?” just visit any blog or forum. People say things on the internet that they would never say in the real world, or, they say it on the internet and we just say “… that dude is weird” versus “… I’m going to call the cops” like we would if we passed by a guy making snow angels out of CD covers and posters on his front lawn.
In going with my trend of ranting tonight, I’m going to start on a post about this over at The Rants. Thank you, Jim!
#15 Posted by Mazz on 09/13 at 02:27 PM -
Well, the internet became what it is about 12 years ago withthe advent of Win. 95 and Internet Explorer. There really wasn’t anything of consequence before that.
12 years. Basically, they grew up with it. We watched it grow, knew what a library was for searching for information. They’ve never known otherwise.
Yea, I feel old.
#16 Posted by Drumwaster on 09/13 at 02:33 PM -
Wanna REALLY feel old?
The freshman class entering colleges and universities all over the nation this month are the Class of 2011.
These kids have ALWAYS had either a Bush or a Clinton in the White House.
#17 Posted by JimK on 09/13 at 02:33 PM -
Sorry, Jim… but this kid’s about as genuine as he is butch.
OK, let me re-phrase: while the crying may be fake, his love for Brit-Brit has to be real. One cannot amass a collection of Britney memorabilia like that without being a fucking nutter of a fan.
#18 Posted by JimK on 09/13 at 02:36 PM -
These kids have ALWAYS had either a Bush or a Clinton in the White House.
Can you imagine? If we’re not careful, we might get another 8 of a Clinton.
OK, I just felt my balls shrivel a little.
#19 Posted by Buzzion on 09/13 at 02:54 PM -
These kids have ALWAYS had either a Bush or a Clinton in the White House.Can you imagine? If we’re not careful, we might get another 8 of a Clinton.
So they’ll believe that the president is incompetent, or a lying criminal who should be in prison.
#20 Posted by artmonkey on 09/13 at 03:19 PM -
OK, let me re-phrase: while the crying may be fake, his love for Brit-Brit has to be real. One cannot amass a collection of Britney memorabilia like that without being a fucking nutter of a fan.
Okay, I’ll give you the whole “rabid fan” thing.
I’d be willing to bet he’s got four other rooms that are equally disgusting shrines to, respectively, Justin Timberlake, Paris Hilton, Heath Ledger and, of course, Cher.
Seriously, though… if you were Brittney, and you saw that room… would yo feel more grateful for his support, or worried for your life?
#21 Posted by JimK on 09/13 at 05:07 PM -
Really, Heath Ledger over say, Jake Gyhellenhal, or however the fuck you spell that?
Cher, JT and Paris are givens, of course. :)
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#1 Posted by Noblebrown
on 09/12 at 12:10 PM -
“You deal with me”? Okay pal, you got your wish. The whole internet is laughing their ass off at your fruity ass and will probably bash Britney even harder after this embarrassing train wreck you posted. What a tard.