Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:54:00
Late breaking JimK report - Gourmet Cafe Kona Blend pods and 2006 Georges DuBoeuf Beaujolais Nouveau
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“Today’s continuing coverage of every detail of Jimk’s day continues in this continuing story. We continue now with a live update from Asian reporter Tricia Takasomethingthatendsinichiormora.”
“Thank you Brick. Coming to you live from Hamden, I’m Asian reporter Tricia Takasomethingthatendsinichiormora. JimK earlier today drank a new kind of coffee pod, the Gourmet Cafe Kona Blend. He remarked that he found it brighter and lighter than say, the Tanzania Peaberry. Sweeter as well. He mentioned that even though it was a blend, the Kona aroma was present and that obviously, the body of this pod comes not from the Kona, but from whatever they blended the Kona with. JimK went on to say that he would recommend it especially to those looking for a good dessert or after dinner coffee. His last remark was that it was simply “light and airy and excellent on the tongue. Not like the nasty, pungent Mediterranean taste of say, Antonella Barba.” I’m still not sure exactly what part of Ms. Barba tastes pungent and Mediterranean, and neither Ms. Barba’s pimp nor her parish priest could not be reached for comment.
Later, during an airing of Sci-Fi’s Battlestar Galactica, JimK enjoyed a glass of the 2006 Georges DuBoeuf Beaujolais Nouveau, which he found to be quite drinkable, fruity, fresh and excellently priced as well. He said he couldn’t understand why he hadn’t tackled this before, but that he felt the bottle would, as he put it, “do me well over the next couple of days.” He also mentioned that he would like to thank Ryley R. Hayes for putting the idea in his head and Antonella Barba for putting it in her mouth.
At last sighting, JimK was preparing to write something about the Battlestar Galactica episode he had just finished watching and he was overheard muttering something that sounded like “Antonella could suck-start that Raptor’s engine.” Over to you in the newsroom, Brick.”
“Tricia, thanks, hey listen, did you offer to do your Thai wine bottle dance for him? You know the one where you stick a full bottle up your pus////”
“Brick, no, I’m afraid I did not. That’s just for office parties.”
“Oh, well, his loss. I call first sip next time. Well, that’s our report for this evening, for Asian reporter Tricia Takasomethingthatendsinichiormora and me, Brick Bigdouche and the entire Action News Six news team at Six with Action and the news, good night Internets. And stay classy.”
“CLEAR!”
“Brick, you you have to do that stupid Ron Burgundy thing every night? We know you liked Anchorman and you’d blow Will Ferrel if he asked. Is it necessary to make an ass of yourself and our news team?”
“Yes. It is. Now call my car service and make sure that this time they bring those two whores I ordered.”
“Whatever. Hack.”
Posted by JimK at 12:54 AM on February 26, 2007
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