Mon, 15 Jan 2007 19:26:00
Jenna Jameson looks tore up from the floor up
I know age gets us all. Fighting it by transforming yourself into an even older-looking freak through plastic surgery is not the way to deal with it. This is Jenna Jameson from the recent AVN Awards:
Woah. What did she do to herself? Too thin, too tan, she looks 50 years old...not good. Here, let me ruin any chance of seeing the world’s most famous porn star as sexy ever again:
Yikes.
Now, to make matters worse, here’s a woman with the approximate net worth of any three Central American countries, and yet she hasn’t managed to get a good boob job. Ripples? Really?
Not good, sir. It looks like some low-rent hack boob job. That’s the big problem with saline implants - they’re just water balloons, and water balloons wrinkle. You’re not bringing sexyback there, Jenna. You’ve only succeeded in artificially aging yourself and looking like a worn old shoe.
Sorry to put you off Jenna, guys, but hey, she’s got like 685 movies in the can before she started looking like Jack Skellington, so there’s that.
Posted by JimK at 07:26 PM on January 15, 2007
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#2 Posted by Noblebrown 
on 01/16 at 01:06 PM -
I’d still do her, but hey, I’d do almost anything, dead or alive.
#3 Posted by juddling on 01/16 at 06:59 PM -
It’s amazing that some of these celebs can’t see that they look alot worse sometimes with the surgery. I have a friend in the ‘biz’ and she met Jenna a couple of times and she said she was sad to see what she’s turned into. Personally....i didn’t think Jenna was that old and would need all that surgery. Is she still making films or just producing them now?
#4 Posted by Joe R. 
on 01/16 at 10:40 PM -
On the bright side, maybe some good will come from this.
#5 Posted by mgnmfrc1 on 01/17 at 02:15 AM -
Uhmm, wow. She looks like shit. Her arms have no muscle, her shoulders and collar bones sticking out like shes 80? Yuck? What the fuck is Nicole Rickie turning these chicks on too?
#6 Posted by JimK on 01/17 at 08:13 PM -
Scarlett playing a young Jenna, getting her girls out?
Yeah. That works. :)
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#1 Posted by Astronomizer
on 01/15 at 10:41 PM -
You’re right. :( It seems that plastic surgery ruins almost every woman I’ve seen with it. Perhaps you should redeem this scary post with some before pictures.... :)