Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:52:35
Jack Thompson: Total douchebag
Look everyone, Jacky writey letter!
“I have testified twice before the Washington state legislature on behalf of video game bills authored by Rep. Mary Lou Dickerson, who understands the danger posed by these murder simulation games. Governor Locke signed the bill she got passed into law.”
“Because of my prominence, for better or worse, on this public safety problem, a ‘gamer’ a few months ago decided to threaten to kill me via the Internet. I received thousands of e-mails from a kid who was able to blast e-mail me using a service in Ireland that made the death threats appear to come from the following e-mail address: georgewbush@whitehouse.gov.”
“Because of the domain name, the Secret Service here in Miami got involved and shut that extortion down.”
“Now there is new extortion, and it is coming from a Seattle company called Penny Arcade. I can provide the details to your investigators, but basically this company has been using, I believe I can show, their Internet site and various other means to encourage and solicit criminal harassment of me. This would appear to violate state and federal laws.”
“I asked Penny Arcade’s attorney to stop this targeting, and he said it was my fault. Maybe he’s played too many video games and thinks that flesh and blood people are just pixilated pinatas.”
“Please help me if you can… They claim the First Amendment, it seems, applies only to them.”
Can a practicing attorney really be this stupid? Don’t you have to have some basic intelligence just to get through law school? Oh, and Jack? Please don’t die or anything. You’re too valuable as a joke. That $10,000 donation Penny Arcade pwn3d you with really chapped your ass, didn’t it? Hopefully you’ll hear back from The Justice League soon.
Posted by JimK at 02:52 AM on October 22, 2005
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Categories: Technobabble (Technology), The Stupidity Of Man, Gaming
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#2 Posted by EMalachi 
on 10/22 at 08:55 AM -
“I asked Penny Arcade’s attorney to stop this targeting, and he said it was my fault. Maybe he’s played too many video games and thinks that flesh and blood people are just pixilated pinatas.”
When are people like him going to understand? Its not violent videogames that makes people violent. Its trying to TAKE AWAY violent videogames that makes people violent.
#3 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 10/22 at 05:02 PM -
He really is exactly like an internet troll that thinks it’s a real person.
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He is such a fucking dickhead.