Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:13:00
All Sex Saturday - “It’s the sex version of air guitar”
This post is actually fulfilling two roles - it’s a continuation of my long running series questioning just what the fuck is wrong with the Japanese people (mainly the guys), and it continues the theme I’ve decided for this Saturday...sex.
Ladies and gentlemen...Japanese air sex. It might not be safe for work, although it’s all fully clothed miming.
The best part is the Japanese woman at the end. “They haven’t a clue as to what women want...it’s really disgusting but I could see that they were really serious.”
As if that wasn’t bad enough...there’s another YouTube video that suggests they actually hold Air Sex World Championships. Hard to see what is happening though, so feel free to give it a pass. In fact, ignore this entire post if you want. It’s pretty much equal parts funny and sad. Poor Japanese men. What strange and bizarre way will they think of to release all that sexual repression next?
Posted by JimK at 06:13 PM on April 14, 2007
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#3 Posted by Rann Aridorn 
on 04/14 at 08:46 PM -
I am sooooo moving to Japan.
If I can’t get any, at least I could always win the Air Sex Championships.
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Jim, you’re obviously missing an incredibly satisfying silver lining, here…
well, two, actually.
One: In the war for technological supremacy (which we have been losing to the Japanese for about a half-century now), we now have a golden trump card;
we can simply replay vids like this endlessly, completely emasculating and shaming them into submission. We then cut a deal to get first rights on all the new next-gen game systems, agreeing to ban vids like these from youtube.
Two: With Japanese men being this sexually clueless and embarrassing, just think of how many
more hot little asian chicks will be driven to date chubby, hairy white guys like us!!!
BONSAI!!!!