It’s the final (sad, pathetic) countdown

Oh Em Gee.  I mean, really?  Joey Tempest is using Craig’s List to try to bag a model?

I am a tall, slender, cool, fun, sexy, handsome Singer/Songwriter, Music Exec. with long hair. Very successful, well to do $$$ (Rock Star looks)seeking a TALL, sexy, BUSTY, stunning gorgeous SWF, Actress, Model, Playmate with blue or green eyes, great legs and a fantastic figure who wants to be my Princess get loved, pampered, and spoiled and taken care of. A lady who dresses really sexy, with stillettos and lingerie. We will enjoy the finer things in life, fine dining, travel, fashion, dressing up, going out, limos, clubs, concerts, music, nice cars, celebrity parties, awards etc. I seek true love, romance, marriage, and ultimate happiness for a lifetime together. Must be loyal, devoted, romantic (love to kiss, hold hands, cuddle, make love twice daily, even six years from now). This is for the woman that wants it all. A great life with a very talented and amazing man. SWF Only, 19-39, MUST SEND PICTURE. Be ready to meet.

It is taking all of my self-control to not type “ha-ha” like, six hundred times.  I guess being a middle-aged rocker with one and a half hits don’t pull the honeys like it used to.

Damn.  I screenshotted this just in case he somehow realizes how pathetic it is and pulls it.  And yes, I know that screenshotted is not a word.  I’m in too much pain (from trying not to laugh) to care.

*UPDATE*

Comments say it may be a gag, as Tempest lives in London, not the Hollywood hills.  Damn Craigslist pranksters!  Still hilarious though.  :)

Posted by JimK at 11:48 PM on July 05, 2007
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