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Mon, 09 Oct 2006 18:40:00

If you want, I’ll host your videos for $1.3 Billion

Wow.

Google Inc. snapped up YouTube Inc. for $1.65 billion Monday in deal that catapults the Internet search leader to a leading role in the online video revolution. The all-stock acquisition unites one of the Internet’s marquee companies with one of its rapidly rising stars.

The price makes YouTube, a still-unprofitable startup, by far the most expensive purchase made by Google during its eight-year history.

Seriously.  I’ll host anything, including snuff films.  I will host nude videos of Rosie O’Donnell masturbating with a cheese grater, I don’t care.  For $1.65 billion I’ll hold the cheese grater.


Posted by JimK at 06:40 PM on October 09, 2006
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#1  Posted by Drumwaster United States on 10/09 at 11:27 PM -

I will host nude videos of Rosie O’Donnell masturbating with a cheese grater, I don’t care.  For $1.65 billion I’ll hold the cheese grater.

Great. Now I have to go boil my brain in bleach.

jo-jo#2  Posted by jo-jo United States on 10/10 at 12:52 AM -

well, at least i know you wouldn’t have removed my Mr. Pengween video as being “inappropriate” the way YouTube did

Harley W Daugherty#3  Posted by Harley W Daugherty United States on 10/10 at 07:31 AM -

I will host nude videos of Rosie O’Donnell masturbating with a cheese grater, I don’t care.  For $1.65 billion I’ll hold the cheese grater.

prove what a brave man you are and hold it with your lips!

JimK#4  Posted by JimK United States on 10/10 at 03:55 PM -

well, at least i know you wouldn’t have removed my Mr. Pengween video

I STILL cannot figure out what they were objecting to.  It’s frigging adorable and no pengweens were harmed.

Some stupid twit at the Tube got it in their head you were torturing the poor little thing or something.  Or, they REALLY HATE PENGUINS!

jo-jo#5  Posted by jo-jo United States on 10/10 at 04:13 PM -

my sister thinks that they may think Mr. Pengween was tormenting john ;)


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