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Sat, 15 Nov 2003 18:45:37

Hi.  I have another in a long series of questions.

Yes, this is coming completely out of left field.

Why does anyone, from the Dicks and Janes in their homes to the heads of multi-national media conglomerates...why do they think Paris Hilton gives a rat’s ass what they think of her?

She’s worth billions.  BILLIONS.  She looks like...well, Paris Hilton.  She’s young.  If I were that hot and worth billions, I would do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted to do it wearing as little or as much as I felt like wearing, and for every person that criticized me, I would buy a new house in their neighborhood and fill it with crazy, herion-kicking methadone whores.

See, being young and hot and worth billions is it’s own reward.  Have an idea?  It becomes your reality, because you’re young and hot and worth billions of dollars, and your last name is freaking Hilton.  Meanwhile the women who criticize her all look like *me* and are worth about as much money.

In the immortal words of Red Dwarf’s Lister, “Smeg off.”

Posted by JimK at 06:45 PM on November 15, 2003
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