Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:48:00
Ha! Hypocrisy, they name is Spitzer (this week)
Couldn’t happen to a bigger dick.
“I have acted in a way that violates my obligation to my family and violates my or any sense of right or wrong,” said Mr. Spitzer, who appeared with his wife Silda at his Manhattan office. “I apologize first and most importantly to my family. I apologize to the public to whom I promised better.”
“I have disappointed and failed to live up to the standard I expected of myself. I must now dedicate some time to regain the trust of my family.”
No, asshole, you broke the law, sexually objectified a woman for money and there was nary a video game or handgun in sight, you sanctimonious prick. You can’t even be honest when you are admitting to something for which you were caught red...uhh...handed.
Do I think prostitution should be legal? Damn skippy I do. Do I want the full might and power of New York State’s laws against prostitution to come to bear against Eliot Spitzer anyway? You bet your sweet ass I do. I dislike that hypocritical bag of wind almost as much as I dislike any politician alive. Until prostitution is made legal, he should do frigging time for what he admitted to doing. There should be a full investigation, legal action taken to remove him from office, a re-opening of past cases involving the women he paid for and any other high-ranking officials involved and ultimately charges filed against Spitzer.
He’s a dick, and this is gloriously delicious schadenfreude. Oh the deliciousness, it is so tasty. Good job electing that dick, New York! Way to pick ‘em (he says, as a resident of a state that only recently got rid of a horribly corrupt governor).
*UPDATE*
New York’s randy governor gave a red-faced resignation speech this morning in the wake of revelations that he patronized prostitutes while traveling on official business.
Effective next Monday Gov. Spitzer will cede power to Lt. Gov. David Paterson, making him the state’s first black governor and only the fourth in the nation since Reconstruction.
The Post broke the news of his imminent resignation at 8:38 this morning.
The best part?
“There is no agreement between this office and Governor Eliot Spitzer, relating to his resignation or any other matter,” Michael Garcia, the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, said in a statement minutes after Spitzer’s announcement.
He is SO doing time for this. An example should be made. Federal PMITA time if we’re all lucky.
Posted by JimK at 08:48 PM on March 10, 2008
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#2 Posted by ErikTheRed 
on 03/10 at 10:52 PM -
In a double-dose of irony, it was the suspicious transfers he was making from his bank account that sparked the investigation.
/me sits here with a shit-eating grin from a state whose Governator not only doesn’t need to pay for sex, but can kick the ever-loving shit out of your governor.
#3 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 03/11 at 11:50 AM -
He seems to have actively been trying to warn the people running the prostitution ring of the investigation, which is one of the ways they caught him.
I doubt they’ll slap the proper charge of obstruction of justice or aiding and abetting on him, but it’d be nice if they did.
I forget where I saw this comment, but found it quite funny:
When a Democrat wants to cheat on his wife and get his rocks off, he spends $5000 on a hooker and hotel room. When a Republican wants to cheat on his wife and get his rocks off, he heads to a bathroom stall for a free blowjob from a guy.
Thus proving that Republicans are still more fiscally conscientious to the taxpayers.
#5 Posted by jo-jo on 03/11 at 04:18 PM -
Thus proving that Republicans are still more fiscally conscientious to the taxpayers.
ok, now THAT was funny ;)
#6 Posted by Noblebrown on 03/12 at 01:14 AM -
Jim, we’ve been through this before. Prostitution should remain illegal because if it is made legal, all the hookers will go to brothels. Brothels will notice when hookers go missing, Jim. Do you really want to deprive me of one of my favorite pastimes?
#7 Posted by Drumwaster on 03/12 at 01:40 AM -
You could always shift to hobos, like Ace and his co-Morons…
That and Valu-Rite vodka.
#8 Posted by Noblebrown on 03/12 at 11:10 AM -
Hobos, bums, and drifters are plenty fun, but they’re just not the same as hookers.
#10 Posted by JimK on 03/12 at 07:22 PM -
RoL went up on iTunes but no broadcast this week. I dunno why...it confused the TiVo mightily. The next episode is “Video Vixens” and it airs next Sunday...as for that Youtube channel…
Jesus. I’m gonna need a minute to swallow this small amount of vomit I just brought up.
#11 Posted by mgnmfrc1 on 03/12 at 07:44 PM -
This has to be an all time new high, or low, of douchebaggery!
#12 Posted by Buzzion on 03/12 at 09:26 PM -
Radio show I listen to suggested that Martha Stewart bake him a cake. Perhaps make it chocolate.
#13 Posted by Janna on 03/13 at 01:40 AM -
This is one scandal I think I can safely say our governor would never be caught in...unless it was lesbian hookers...or unless I am WAY off, maybe the governor does like dudes...but I dount it...have you seen our gov? *shivers* that is one FUGLY female :-)
#14 Posted by Christian on 03/17 at 01:22 AM -
All the mighty Governor Richardson might be caught with is a large bag of newly legal Mary Jane. Spitzer is pretty much the definition of a douchenozzel, but have you seen the lefties fall all over themselves to say how this is a “tragedy” that this is happening to one of their own. Not at all like the pitchforks and tar they pulled out for Larry Craig or any of the ones on the “R” side of the aisle. Hypocracy, thy name is Liberal.
#15 Posted by jo-jo on 03/17 at 08:14 AM -
wow, i don’t think i’ve heard a single person call this a “tragedy” unless talking about what this asshole did to his wife and kids. all the liberals i know (and that’s just about everyone, being the downstate NYer i am) think he’s a fucking hypocritical scumbag who deserves everything he has coming to him.
#16 Posted by Buzzion on 03/19 at 12:59 PM -
So apparently GGW was going to offer Kristen a million dollars for pictures. They were in talks with her and then someone said “hey let’s check our archives.” Turns out they have video of her in miami, when she turned 18. 7 full videos worth. So of course they withdrew their offer. And apparently you can view some on their website. Honestly she might want to hurry up on cashing in because the opportunities could fall off quickly.
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#1 Posted by Buzzion
on 03/10 at 10:21 PM -
Think its possible that the other prostitution rings he went after with such gusto as AG were competition for his favorite service?