Wed, 03 Sep 2003 00:09:56
HA! Dumbest. Criminal. Ever.
By the time the prisoner called to report the theft Monday night, the device had automatically notified the jail that it had been taken outside the prisoner’s home area.
Roth then tracked the device through the Internet on his home computer.
Oh, that’s great. If ever there was a human being worthy of the title “Asshat,” it’s this guy. Let’s see...what are some other really stupid things a criminal could do?
- Steal a cop car, park across the street from the cop shop and fall asleep
- Call the cop and tell them somebody stole your weed
- Rob a gun shop
- Leave your wallet at the convenience store you robbed
- Beat the crap out of a hooker and forget your underwear, which have your name sewn inside.
These are all things I remember reading over the past few years. My god, have criminals lost all sense of style and dignity? What’s teh matter with crooks these days? Crime can pay if you’re not a total idiot. ;)
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