Thu, 16 Mar 2006 23:03:00
Flip the script
Conservative? Why? Samantha says you should switch and be a liberal. She even has reasons...although I must take issue here:
2) You’ll be able to disengage brain and logic for once and dream up of any conspiracy theory your mind can imagine. For example, Cheney is really some cyborg Dick sent by the future Halliburton World Government to enslave the masses by refining oil into a mind control drug.
THAT IS NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY IT’S THE TRUTH AND NO I DON’T NEED TO TAKE MY MEDS TODAY.
Oh...also...Liberal? Why? Samantha Burns says you should switch and be a conservative. She even has reasons...although I must take issue here:
7) You don’t have to walk around all day being offended by everything.
Why the hell would you want to do that? Where’s the fun? Screw that. This suggestion offends me. In fact, forget the whole thing. Don’t even bother reading her posts or her blog every day or anything. Who the hell does she think she is anyway? Offensive little thing with her offensive little opinions…
Posted by JimK at 11:03 PM on March 16, 2006
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