Fri, 31 Mar 2006 22:14:00
Flapjackity and sag-a-riffic
Ouch.
The U.S. premiere of “Basic Instinct 2” descended into a disaster when film fans began mocking Sharon Stone’s breasts.
The audience slammed the film at the Monday night event, with oneviewer calling out: “The only thing worse than the dialogue were Sharon Stone’s breasts.”
That’s gonna leave a mark. Yes she’s about a hundred years old and looks fairly decent for her age. No, I don’t want to see them, except maybe in that “Oh, look, a badly-mangled body in a car wreck, let’s take a look.”
In other news, Sharon Stone is giving random kids sexual advice when their parents aren’t around.
She explains, “I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. “Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, ‘Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.’ “Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, ‘I’d like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.’ “Young people talk to me about what to do if they’re being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. “If you’re in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I’m not embarrassed to tell them.”
Holy ever-loving Christ, what the hell is wrong with her? If I were a parent and she pulled that shit I’d smack her on the mouth Cynthia-McKinney style.
Posted by JimK at 10:14 PM on March 31, 2006
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#2 Posted by jo-jo 
on 04/01 at 01:49 PM -
“If you’re in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I’m not embarrassed to tell them.”
i....
uh....
damn, seriously… what can you SAY to that?
#3 Posted by randyp5 on 04/01 at 05:58 PM -
i....
uh....
damn, seriously… what can you SAY to that?
ZZZZZZZZIP
#4 Posted by sindri on 04/02 at 12:53 AM -
Where was she when I was in high school. How I wish the girls then treated oral sex as casually as they do today...oops..did I say that out loud?
Seriously, this kids today have no idea how spoiled they are.
#5 Posted by artmonkey on 04/05 at 02:06 PM -
All jokes about free BJ’s aside…
Isn’t this (at least bordering) illegal?
I mean, she started talking to a strange, underaged girl about sex.
Surely that’s covered under some sort of sexual harassment or pedophilia laws, no?
Seriously, here… what do you think would happen if I, a 35 year-old man, approached a strange minor in a department store and said “I’d like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.”...???
I’d be playing a harmonica to the tune of “Nobody knows my sorrow” behind 2” steel bars right now, that’s what.
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#1 Posted by Helo
on 04/01 at 02:12 AM -
I still think she’s pretty hot, but I have a thing for older women.