First day at the new gym

The place is just great.  The “Xpress Training Circuit” workout is way, way more rigorous than I expected. That plus a few other key machines will become my gym workout, and I’ll do the pool on alternate days. And the hot tub!  It’s easily 50% of the reason I joined.  Anyway, I swear to you, what I am about to tell you is 100% exact and accurate.  I am neither exaggerating for effect nor am I making anything up.

I’m about 60% sure that a seemingly nice, polite, middle-aged Japanese man masturbated in front of me in the hot tub.

He might have simply had a sore leg muscle.  I will grant that as a perfectly plausible possibility.  All I know for certain is, his left arm was draped over the side, and his right was moving back and forth under the water at a rhythmic, even pace and it went on for about three or four minutes.  Then he stopped, pulled his hand out of the water and leaned back for a few more minutes.  Then he left.

Maybe I’m crazy, or jumping to conclusions.  It totally could have been just a sore leg.  But, I mean...it was like a metronome.  No variation in speed or distance that I could see.  I was keeping my eyes closed for most of it.  I mean, dude, a middle-aged Japanese guy may have been masturbating at me.

I sure hope it wasn’t because of me.  I mean, I know my man-titties are spectacular (and real!) but that’s just too much.

Posted by JimK at 07:23 PM on November 05, 2007
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