Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:09:00
Dude dressed like a lady - Firefighter caught in bikini
Heh.
A Wayne Township volunteer firefighter is scheduled to appear Thursday in Mason Municipal Court on drunken driving and other charges after he was found wearing a woman’s blond wig and bikini in a public park.
Steven S. Cole, 46, Waynesville, was arrested about 5 p.m. Tuesday at Heritage Oak Park off U.S. 42 after Mason police received a report of an intoxicated man. Cole was charged with drunken driving, having an open container, public indecency and disorderly conduct.
He did not respond to calls Wednesday for comment.
He was busy. Those legs aren’t gonna wax themselves, you know.
“It was like this freak show,” said Troy Harphant, 35. “I was a little taken by surprise by what I’d seen there. It was out of place with what should have been going on over there, that’s for sure.”
It was distracting from all the wife-swapping, cruising and pedos taking pictures of kids on swings. Or that’s what I assume goes on at every park in America. I had a rather messed up childhood, you see. I might not have the clearest perspective.
Harphant said he saw what appeared to be a naked person on the bike path, fondling or exposing himself or herself. The person seemed to be scared off moments later by a jogger.
Harphant then said he saw the bikini-clad person hop into a parked blue Ford F-150 pickup truck with red emergency lights on top and he realized the person was a man.
“My wife said, “It’s a lady,’ and I was like, ‘No, it’s not a lady,’ ” Troy Harphant said.
I think Mr. Harphant’s wife was turned on a little. Bi-curious maybe? Steven Cole does look quite sexy in his ladyclothes.
OK, smartassedness aside, dude, that is something right there. Sure, he’s a human being and it’s messing his life right up, but I reserve the right to laugh at a middle-aged fat guy in a bikini and a big-hair blonde wig. What isn’t funny is that this asshole was driving his F-150 drunk off his ass.
Cole was unsteady and twice fell against the truck, Miller reported. Cole also fumbled through his wallet and handed him a debit card and a credit card when asked for his driver’s license.
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“I asked Cole what he was doing wearing a woman’s bikini at the park where families frequent,” Miller wrote. “Cole did state he was headed to a ‘gay bar’ in Dayton to perform as a woman for a $10,000 prize.”As the two spoke, Miller reported smelling alcohol on Cole, who also had slurred speech.
Police found an open, half-empty 40-ounce bottle of Budweiser in Cole’s truck.
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Cole’s blood-alcohol test registered 0.174, more than twice Ohio’s legal limit of 0.08.
I hate drunk drivers. Anyway...one more slightly damning-yet-funny part:
They also found a black gym bag with more blond wigs, women’s bikinis, long silver go-go boots and other women’s garments.
I’m thinking this was a lot more than just some drunk bastard on his way to a bar’s cross-dressing contest.
Posted by JimK at 08:09 PM on April 07, 2007
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#2 Posted by Toastrider 
on 04/08 at 03:06 PM -
Er.... well… yeah… WTF.
Seriously. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
--Toasty
#3 Posted by Zinger on 04/08 at 08:29 PM -
I used to live in this area. The guy should seriously think about moving to a different area possibly under a new name, as this will not go over well in that area, and it WILL NOT go away anytime soon.
#4 Posted by pomgrif 
on 04/09 at 07:01 AM -
but hey if he\she ran into “anywhere” and shouted fire i bet we would all win the “i`m running backwards race”
LOL
#6 Posted by Noblebrown on 04/09 at 06:02 PM -
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
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