Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:07:00
Don’t put the lit candle in there, Klaus!
A teenage couple having sex for the first time were interrupted when candles set fire to the girl’s attic bedroom and forced them to flee naked from her parents’ house, German daily Bild reported on Friday.
The girl had wanted to create a romantic atmosphere for the occasion. But when the room suddenly became engulfed with flames, they had to make a hasty escape.
The couple, both 18, were pictured naked in the paper among the burned wreckage of the attic. A charred teddy had survived but the fire wrecked the entire top floor of the house causing around 100,000 euros (68,000 pounds) worth of damage.
Aww, a charred teddy! These poor, dumb kids were just trying to get their Barry White on. One can imagine that they were trying to re-enact some romantic scene from some movie. Or a Rammstein concert. They are German after all. Rammstein sets fucking everything on fire. It rocks so hard.
Posted by JimK at 12:07 PM on August 21, 2007
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#2 Posted by Drumwaster 
on 08/21 at 02:27 PM -
Burns the sinuses, don’t it?
#3 Posted by Sean Galbraith 
on 08/21 at 03:42 PM -
Hopefully they weren’t re-enacting a German porno movie. Or anything by The Hoff.
#4 Posted by Joe R. 
on 08/22 at 12:37 AM -
Their first time? Man, my first time didn’t last long enough for a candle to have done much damage.
#5 Posted by Ryley R. Hayes on 08/22 at 02:55 AM -
LOL. I was saying just that about Rammstein yesterday at Ozzfest while Lordi was playing.
Awesome show by the way.
#6 Posted by Noblebrown on 08/22 at 10:39 AM -
Essen mein Scheisse!
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