Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:09:00
Dita von Teese and Red Vines is crazy delicious
I have no way of knowing if wrapping Dita in Red Vines would make her crazy delicious, but how could it not? Hey, did I ever blog the story about how I got to sit in a room and stare at Dita’s vagina like, 5 feet from me? Just me, my wife and another stripper. So hot.
O.K. I’m totally making more of it than it was, but still, the basic facts are true - Dita was performing, and at the time I was employed by her manservant (warning: link has sound). He asked me to go to the show with her (it was a rave in Orange County. Yes, that Orange County.) and film her performances. She was doing “sets” in between the thump-thump-thump-thump X-ed out rave kids swirling about. They couldn’t have given a flying fuck about her traditional burlesque show. She did a thing with a carousel horse and her signature, the martini glass with the olive sponge.
Now, the thing about Dita is, she poses naked all the time, but in her show, she doesn’t usually get nude. It’s pasties and panties. But in the dressing room, she had to change, and she’s approximately the least shy woman on earth when it comes to her ladybusiness. There was another woman there who was a stripper by profession, but acting as a go-go-dancer at this OC rave. We’re all like, chatting, and Dita’s whippin’ it out like I was paying for it.
It was kind of weird and awkward, to be honest. Attractive, though. :) Surreal moment - Donna and I are looking at the tape of the carousel horse performance and there was this really great section where the light and the angle came together and looked amazing. I mention this out loud, and Dita, mid-costume change, comes running over and says “Let me see!” Whereupon she hangs over my back, all sorts of naked and mushing all her parts on me to get a better look at the video camera’s screen.
If I were a better man I would have somehow parlayed that into a super-hot group grope, but alas...it was not to be.
Later that night at like 3AM we’re all gathered around a Denny’s booth and Dita’s scarfing down country-fried chicken and her glitter makeup is peeling off and her hair’s a mess, and she still looked great. I swear to God that woman looked good every time we saw her, in every setting, at every time of the day or night.
A weird memory that just popped into my head - there was a small sort of pool/mudroom just off the main house in his back yard. Not the main pool house which was down the hill and much larger, but this was like, a room-sized room. It was Dita’s main closet. :) Also, there were feather boas and bondage gear all over their bedroom and no way to tell which belonged to whom. :)
Anyways...all that was an excuse to post these pics of Dita von Teese from Blender. The JPEG quality sucks, but hey, you didn’t pay for ‘em. Probably not safe for work...no nudity, but they are “sexually suggestive.” Love #2...the little Mechanical Animals Manson doll is precious.
Posted by JimK at 08:09 PM on December 22, 2006
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#2 Posted by Christian 
on 12/25 at 02:18 AM -
I’ve met DVT a couple of times at Glamourcon in La, and she is one of the nicest people in the whole world. You would never know that she was as freaky as she can be. Truly sweet girl.
And totally hot as well..Good combo.
#3 Posted by ErikTheRed on 12/26 at 04:57 AM -
(In Steve Martin’s voice from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels):
Niiiiice!
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#1 Posted by Drumwaster
on 12/22 at 11:36 PM -
I found some (*ahem*) interesting stuff with DVT a while back, and I envy you, sir.