Fri, 09 Feb 2007 21:24:01
Dear Media, About your Anna Nicole Smith death orgy…
...When did this drug-addled complete mess of a human being become Saint Anna Nicole of Smithory? I know she’s dead, but Jesus Christ, she was a walking disaster zone. Everything she touched either died or turned to shit. She has no skills whatsoever except showing her titties. She used her body like it was an old Chevy, and the engine finally gave out. That doesn’t make her a goddamned saint.
Yeah, I’m sure this makes me a horrible person. I’m sure that I’m the one who is wrong here, not you vampires that are feeding off her corpse so you can raise ad rates.
Yours,
The Bad Guy
Posted by JimK at 09:24 PM on February 09, 2007
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#2 Posted by Boxing Canadian 
on 02/10 at 12:58 AM -
I know. I mean, it was shocking to some...not so shocking to me. She’ll go down in history is the greatest gold digger of all time but the truth is. She wasn’t that talented.
Did Gerald Ford get this much coverage when he died?
#3 Posted by pomgrif 
on 02/10 at 06:44 AM -
no way am i a bleeding heart here but at some time in her life she was a human being that got caught up in shite.Gotta feel for her baby if anna was a serious druggy what about the baby??????
#4 Posted by bgeek 
on 02/10 at 04:04 PM -
There are millions of people that would be better parents than Anna Nicole. The baby might have a chance now, as long as the father issues work out.
#5 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 02/10 at 07:15 PM -
Did Gerald Ford get this much coverage when he died?
Uh, yeah. Pretty much. For at LEAST 24 hours, you’d think it was the only news in the world.
#6 Posted by Drumwaster on 02/10 at 10:38 PM -
But hey, Gerald Ford was President of the United States. There have only been 43 of those.
How many Playboy Bunnies have there been? Hell, for that matter, how many Playmates of the Year? How many soft-core actresses are there? How many women whose entire career is based on their tits?
#7 Posted by JimK on 02/10 at 11:50 PM -
How many women whose entire career is based on their tits?
Not e-god-damned-nough of them is my opinion. ;) Of course that’s the dirty old man in me saying that…
In all seriousness though, it is pretty pathetic that ANS gets significantly more media coverage than the death of a President.
on 02/11 at 01:13 AM - #9 Posted by Drumwaster on 02/11 at 03:34 AM -
How do we know that? I heard that Billy Jeff had a fairly impressive pair right after leaving office. Imagine how good they could have been if he had surgical assistance…
And you just know that John Kerry is a freak behind closed doors.
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#1 Posted by ErikTheRed
on 02/09 at 11:06 PM -
Hey, I agree 100%. I’d say ‘fuck her’, but I’m afraid my dick would fall off.