Wed, 03 Nov 2004 11:53:16
Caption Contest
Here’s the photo:
Disqualified due to someone else using it on another site and it being hysterically funny: “Hey Dick...guess what....you’re President again.”
My caption is “Yeah, when I told him to suck the balls, he was all ‘Why you gotta be such a sore winner?’ and I said ‘Suck it, Horseface!’”
Posted by JimK at 11:53 AM on November 03, 2004
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#2 Posted by snyda 
on 11/03 at 02:28 PM -
Hey, Kerry do you like apples?
Well, I won electoral and popular.. How do you like them apples?!
#3 Posted by fangbeer on 11/03 at 03:27 PM -
“So wait, you were for running for president, but now you’re against it?”
or
“What’s your plan now, bitch?”
#4 Posted by fangbeer on 11/03 at 03:48 PM -
This land ain’t your land. This land is my land. From California......
#5 Posted by Rann Aridorn on 11/03 at 04:03 PM -
“Sorry, pussy, you’re looking at four more years of dick.”
#6 Posted by dirty_sanchez on 11/03 at 08:00 PM -
swagger wins!! That’s just hilarious!!!
here’s my entry:
[rickjames]
Johnny Kerry!!! What did the american people just say to you??
SLLLAAAAPPPPP!!!!
Ha Ha
Now watch this drive, bitch!!
[/rickjames]
Yeah, I know its pathetic.
#8 Posted by johnnydickhead on 11/03 at 10:14 PM -
“How do you like me now?!”
#9 Posted by johnnydickhead on 11/03 at 10:31 PM -
“She’s singing… can Mrs. Edwards carry a tune?”
#10 Posted by Harley W Daugherty on 11/04 at 08:02 AM -
“I owned your ass bitch.”
#11 Posted by thunderstorm144 on 11/04 at 12:51 PM -
“Yeah, I think your wife fucked it up for you too. ‘Gin raisins’? Man, that bitch is screwy.”
“John...John...quit crying, John.....John...come on, be a man......John...if you’d just stop for a second...go blow your nose or something...that sniffling is drving me bat shit....John...come on...you can still afford to buy Manhattan....come on, John...does your wife have any of those rasin things?...maybe you should eat a few....yes, I may have an opening in the White House cleaning staff...well, it’s sort of close to the oval office....you could act like you’re president...just make sure you get the toilets clean.....John.....don’t cry, John....yes, JFK was a great man, but you are not JFk....I never said you had a horse face...that’s not true...I think you looked good in orange...Uh, I mean your tan was fine...No, Karl Rove didn’t plant that 380 ton story in your fax machine...Karl can’t operate a fax...seriously, I have to go now...John...quit crying...just go have a beer...uh, what do you drink?...well, go get drunk on Shirley Temples and forget about these past two years....yes, I will send you a White House Christmas card....bye John...John, I really HAVE to go now...John..someone else is calling....I have to hang up John....quit crying!”
#13 Posted by Hollywood Freaks on 11/05 at 09:06 PM -
Swagger. That is hilarious.
I rarely LOL because I’m such a square but that really did it for me.
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#1 Posted by swagger
on 11/03 at 01:04 PM -
“President Kerry? I’m sorry, you have the wrong number.”