Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:04:00
All Sex Saturday - Cake and Cunnilingus Day
Just as last month contained Steak and Blowjob Day, this month - today in fact - it is Cake and Cunnilingus Day (link is totally not safe for work!). I say we totally ignore Valentine’s Day for all time and add these two holidays into the rotation. They’re so much better, and they just get right to the point.
I’m willing to celebrate as many of these kinds of days as people can think up. How about “Let’s Bone Because It’s A Tuesday Day?” Or maybe “Freaky Sex In Public And Hope We Don’t Get Arrested Day” on the third Friday in June? Ooh! And we could have “You Promised To Let Me Put It In There Before Our Tenth Anniversary Day,” although that might be a hard sell for some folks.
All I know is to hell with Valentine’s Day. Stupid made-up holiday. Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day, everyone! Don’t forget to lick the bowl!
Posted by JimK at 06:04 PM on April 14, 2007
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