Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:27:00
Brooke Burke isn’t human
On January 8, 2007 at 2 PM, Brooke Burke gave birth to her third child.
This past week, she was spotted on a beach looking like...Brooke Burke. Click ‘em. Like most things around Brooke, they get a lot bigger.
Wow. If I were a woman, I’d either be inspired, or I’d want to claw that bitch’s eyes out for making all other women look like Rosie O’Donnell after being stung by giant bees. Seriously. Claw her eyes out. Because it’s not fair.
Posted by JimK at 08:27 AM on June 04, 2007
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#2 Posted by Mazz 
on 06/04 at 02:27 PM -
I remember when, durign her “Wild On” E! years, in what became her last season, she showed her husband and first child.
She never came back next season.
Basically, she RUINED her mistique of a fun party girl.
#3 Posted by Janna on 06/04 at 02:32 PM -
I have always had this secret belief that most “celebrities” when they go in for child birth also have some sort of cosemtic surgery done right after to help them get back into shape.
I have also had three kids and I can guran-damn-tee that I don’t look that good. There are way to many celbrity women out there who pop out kids and yet a week later they look like they did prepregnancy. That is either a whole lot of good genetics or there is something fishy going on there.
#4 Posted by mgnmfrc1 on 06/04 at 05:40 PM -
Personal trainers, nanny’s, time to work out, personal cooks, spa weekends etc. Not a normal life. Her income relies on how good she looks in a swim suit, so going back to work for her depends on how fast she gets back in shape.
#5 Posted by Buzzion on 06/04 at 06:36 PM -
“She could afford to hire someone to do nothing but swat cookies out of her hand” - Nick Griffin on Demi Moore, but it applies here too.
#6 Posted by Christian on 06/04 at 09:11 PM -
“She could afford to hire someone to do nothing but swat cookies out of her hand” - Nick Griffin on Demi Moore, but it applies here too.
Where do I send my resume for that job? Is it on Monster.com. And, I promise, it would also work for cake and pie.
MMMMMMMMMMM pie…
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#1 Posted by working_man
on 06/04 at 12:32 PM -
Third child you say?
That girl is nothing but fine, fine, fine. I wonder if they will be doing a “Rock Star” this summer? She looks “up” for it…