Tue, 03 Jul 2007 17:16:00
Bret Michaels is bald, and in a reality show
OK, this is too much. I have to watch this. Bret Michaels will be doing a “Flavor of Love” style reality show for VH1 called ‘Rock of Love.” I am so watching and blogging that spectacle.
Bret Michaels. Wearing the hat and/or bandanna every waking moment of the day to hide his bald-ass head. Will be “allowing” whores to compete to fuck him.
Oh my. This has train wreck written all over it. Speaking of whores, one of the “contestants” is a porn star. Fleshbot has some links to her work (link is Not Safe For Work). Can you say white trash? I knew you could. Not a real stunner, this one. Then again, Brett ain’t what he used to be either. :)
The lesson here is save your money, young rockers. Save it wisely so that when you get old, you can just fade away and relax. You can stay out of the public eye so as not to destroy whatever iconic status you once had. You can remain a God in the eyes of your fans, instead of a pathetic old dude trying to cash in on 80s nostalgia.
*UPDATE*
I’m reviewing each week’s episodes here. Come join the fun. ;)
*UPDATE*
I’m doing season 2 as well...come on in. The douche, it flows like a river.
Posted by JimK at 05:16 PM on July 03, 2007
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Comments:
#2 Posted by Judas 
on 07/04 at 02:37 AM -
Fading away gracefully is never seen as being as rewarding as “that time I had that party with an entire bathtub full of blow”.
#3 Posted by Drumwaster 
on 07/05 at 11:30 PM -
“that time I had that party with an entire bathtub full of blow”
Ah, good times…
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#1 Posted by Janna
on 07/03 at 07:17 PM -
Some of those chicks are just flat out SCARY looking